Life 2.0.11 patch

SiDiA

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Because of the increasing number of people not having sex worldwide (due to various reasons) the maker (god if you will) have decided to nerf sex and make the whole experience of having sex less tedious.

Some changes in the upcoming Life 2.0.11 patch will be:

Due to the increasing amount of "LFSex" spam in bars and others "good" hitting places, a new Random Sex tool has been implemented. From this tool one can choose sex type (gay, straight, sm, etc) and a tick box for players that have had lots of sex and are willing to guide new players with sex (called the "virgins prefered" tick box). When the system has found a matching player, you will be automatically dematerialized and then reconstructed (aka teleported) to a random bedroom anywhere in the world. You may also choose from a list of places where you would like to have sex if you so prefer.

Need for foreplay is removed from females.

Impotency debuff will be automatically removed from males.

The satisfaction of actually having sex is reduced by 50%, the channeling time is reduced to 1 minute (shorter with talents) down from the usual (non-talented) 2min 16sec average.

Stamina or agility no longer affect the satisfaction value of having sex or orgasm. Intellect still makes the queue time in Random Sex queue a bit longer.

The satisfaction of having an orgasm is increased by 100% and the duration of orgasm is increased by 75%. This will be modified by the other players talents.

Actually having an orgasm is now increased to 100% and no longer depends on the other players talents.

Using the Random Sex tool reduces the chance to have a baby by 100% for the duration of the Random Sex encounter.

Sex no longer requires any gear if not prefered. Sex diseases have been removed. Various stat bonuses from gear still apply, but only modifiy the satisfaction value.

To reduce the amount of masturbating in the world, masturbating automatically put you in a Random Sex queue. Sex toys will only work in sex that has been started through Random Sex system.

Females leaving during a random sex encounter before it has ended will recieve a debuff "Random Sex Deserter" and will only be given ugly fat guys to have sex in the future. Lasts 30 days. No system of this kind is required for males, since they do not leave during sex.

The awkward moments after random sex will be removed by teleporting both players to the same location they were before entering the encounter 3 seconds after orgasm.

You may also use the Random Sex tool with a predefined partner if you so wish, then only the place will be selected by random.


Some changes will be applied when you use the Random Sex tool with a predefined partner:

Females having the "Periods" debuff can not enter Random Sex queue, but the debuffs time has been reduced by 75% making the downtime for not having sex while in relationship shorter.

Males can now remove any "headache", "too tired", or any other don't-want-to-have-sex debuff from woman.

Female cooldown of the "ability" to have sex again has been reduced to 4min 30sec (down from (non-talented) atleast-24 hours) to match the ability of a males.


For the moment, the Random Sex tool can be used only by 2 people to enter into a sex encounter. This will be extended to Group and Raid sex encounters in a later patch.
 
Sidia, I had to repost this on the mmo forum, and I did acknowledge you, a thousand thank you's for this!!!!
 
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