Life begins two weeks before conception - Reps.

LOL WTF!?!

So you are pregnant before you are pregnant. Ah geez they just divided by zero.

This does not compute and now I have to reboot my brain, brb, reboot.
 
If you are one week pregnant ( a week before conception ) in Arizona is it an abortion if you cross the state line ?
 
So firing off a load of knuckle-children constitutes parental abandonment and child neglect?
 
Arizona lawmakers gave final passage to three anti-abortion bills Tuesday afternoon, including one that declares pregnancies in the state begin two weeks before conception.

Now that's what you call a mind-fsck...
 
Hell they know you're getting lucky two weeks before you do. If they shared the info you could be sure to wear clean undies!
 
The problem here is none of these Republicans have ever actually had sex before...
 
The problem here is none of these Republicans have ever actually had sex before...

I swear these are the same troglodytes who piss up bathrooms because they're afraid of touching themselves.

No wonder Americans need to be circumcised for "hygiene" purposes.
 
The 18th week bill includes a new definition for when pregnancy begins. A sentence in the bill defines gestational age as "calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman," which would move the beginning of a pregnancy up two weeks prior to conception. The bill's passage would give Arizona the earliest cutoff for late-term abortions in the country; most states use 20 weeks as a definition.

But while the bill's definition of when pregnancy begins is new in legislation, it's not necessarily new for doctors. Elizabeth Nash, states issues manager for Guttmacher Institute, a reproductive health research organization in Washington, said it corresponds with how doctors typically determine gestational age. She said since the exact date of conception cannot be pinpointed, doctors use the day of the woman's last menstrual period to gauge the duration of a pregnancy. The method does not provide an exact date.

So is it really an issue
 
Um. I was confused by this when my wife was pregnant. The due dates -- from the gynae, phone apps, etc -- are worked out as nine months from when she last menstruated, which is two weeks before she ovulated and therefore at least two weeks before she could ever have been pregnant. There seems to be no way of knowing precisely when the fertilisation took place, so they do this instead. It's weird, but I think it's fairly standard practice. At least in my experience... *shrug*
 
Arizonian males better be bloody careful who they look at in that special way .. that 'butterflies in the stomach' feeling means that you've already impregnated your female.
 
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