Lingerie

[Batista]

I cant buy these things, i feel like a proper twat walking into a lingerie store and browsing for stuff for my fiance.Any woman wanna help me out?

 

[ShaunSA]

I cant buy these things, i feel like a proper twat walking into a lingerie store and browsing for stuff for my fiance.Any woman wanna help me out?

That could be because you are a proper twat

 

[Batista]

That could be because you are a proper twat

I wont take this seriously cos i like you, you twat

But seriously, I have walked into many of these stores and stood there looking like a perv.

 

[tcofran]

I've been eyeing Victoria Secret for a while now, but the price Think I will travel there with empty suitcase and come back filled with goodies someday

edit: darn an old thread but still I love www.arwen.co.za and have a corset of hers

Arwen ... a friend of mines daughter

 

[ShaunSA]

I wont take this seriously cos i like you, you twat

But seriously, I have walked into many of these stores and stood there looking like a perv.

The main trick is not to look like you are buying it for yourself. And I assume the salesladies would be really helpful if you asked.

 

[Pho3nix]

I think I got a few pics of me dressed in a pink seethru bra and a corset/hose and high-heels with a seethru pink panty with bows. (Yeah I was stoned/drunk out of my mind and my sister thought it would be fun to dress me up and take pics.)

Will post if requested - contains nudity cos the family jewels were dangling everywhere.

Think this would lure Ockie back...

 

[Batista]

The main trick is not to look like you are buying it for yourself. And I assume the salesladies would be really helpful if you asked.

How helpful? Enough to try on the lingerie and model around the store for me? Assuming she is the same size as my fiance.

 

[ShaunSA]

How helpful? Enough to try on the lingerie and model around the store for me? Assuming she is the same size as my fiance.

No wonder they think you're a perv

 

[faniebraai]

No wonder they think you're a perv

because he is!

 

[Batista]

No wonder they think you're a perv

because he is!

:twisted:

 

[faniebraai]

:twisted:

and so am i

 

[Batista]

and so am i

Bru, your profile pic says it all lmao!!

 

[faniebraai]

Bru, your profile pic says it all lmao!!

that's me at the window, 'browsing' lingerie for me wife

 

[Nefertiti]

found a new place to shop (in my dreams), but eish.. the prices.

http://shop.sarrieri.com/

 

[BobsLawnService]

I may be a bit late to this thread but the trick is to walk straight up to a salesgirl, tell her you are looking for something for the missus and ask for help choosing something.

That way you come across as a confused, lost lamb and not a creepy, transvestite sex criminal..