267 Linux applicants later and it resulted in 1 (!) actual interview. The candidate turned out to be a perfect match and his work-experience/skill-set almost completely matches our current tech-stack.
Unfortunately I had to make the tough decision to either hire someone like The_Librarian or bootstrap 3 youngsters without employment into an internship programme. I felt that it would be a better option move 3 inexperienced people into a work-environment. Sorry The_Librarian, but as explained via email, you are on my shortlist of people I will fall back on when I have new staff requirements.
A bit off topic: I am still looking for Java peeps (
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs2/view/81810584) - preferably senior, but I am also opening up a paid internship (7.5k/pm and you will finish the 12 month with Java Associate / Java Programmer and Java web-component developer certs - so a ton of work but this will transform anyone towards a tangible career) - we have a coding challenging and if you know anyone interested, get them to contact us.
BTW - a valuable tip if you are job hunting: Use LinkedIn. Make sure that you have a profile-picture, that your name is spelt correctly and that your profile is up-to-date. Lastly (and this puzzles me) - when you apply, attach your detailed CV - this is needed for paperwork/HR when ref-checks need to be done. The candidate we hired went as far as providing us with web-links to his certification results - something I do not come across very often.
I also find that all MyBB members who contacted me about opportunities have done so in a very professional manner which is refreshing compared to what I am used to from recruiters.