Maldives...Anyone?

MaisonP

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OP wanted a nice fancy all inclusive island holiday with the wife and now he’s being enticed into back packing through Thailand and eating street food...
haha not at all. Thailand will satisfy all your senses. OP did say that he wants to socialise a little and have options.

Phuket will give you all you need and more. Been to both. If you want to rest and take it easy go Maldives. If you want to experience and Yolo a little, then go Phuket.

Also, you will come back with money in your pocket. Phuket has some amazing specials currently. They are starving for tourism and you can get amazing bang for your buck.
 

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Also, you will come back with money in your pocket. Phuket has some amazing specials currently. They are starving for tourism and you can get amazing bang for your buck.

That's the main thing. You can afford two weeks in Thailand vs one in Maldives.
 

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As a rule I don't like all inclusive.
Knowing that you already paid for all your meals at the resort means you are less likely to explore the local restaurants, so you end up with a very diluted experience.
 
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I’ve been to there. Lohis bar is on the point of a good surf spot. It’s an awesome spot. The ocean life in the Maldives is unbelievable. We took the all inclusive option and drank all the beer on the island. You can snorkel all over the island and will experience an abundance of sea life. Baby reef sharks and rays swimming at the waters edge. The Crystal clear super warm waters edge. You and the misses can still find a quiet place to hang out. You won’t get that in Thailand. Go to Maldives you will not regret it.
 

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It does. I probably made 10 stops in these shops. 500 baht for their priciest treatment = R221 in today’s exchange rate. I mostly went for the regular 300 baht one.

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Ah yes, the cheap massages were great. Was getting one almost everyday especially foot massages since we were spending most of the day walking around and exploring.
 

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I’ve been to there. Lohis bar is on the point of a good surf spot. It’s an awesome spot. The ocean life in the Maldives is unbelievable. We took the all inclusive option and drank all the beer on the island. You can snorkel all over the island and will experience an abundance of sea life. Baby reef sharks and rays swimming at the waters edge. The Crystal clear super warm waters edge. You and the misses can still find a quiet place to hang out. You won’t get that in Thailand. Go to Maldives you will not regret it.



 

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Maldives is a wonderful getaway island... my last two trips to Maldives prior to COVID were at:
I highly recommend... there's naturally many far cheaper options, but not many as spectacular.

I can also recommend the Anantara resorts in Sri Lanka, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand and Indonesia which are just as stellar but significantly more affordable.
 
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Wall of text incoming ...

We stayed here: Amari Phuket - great views, private jetty for snorkeling, Internet cafe with shared PCs, good aircon, duplex (I think) units (not traditional hotel rooms), couple of bottles complimentary water daily, restaurants if you don't feel like going to town etc.). They have some different sections, but I remember we were upgraded to the self-catering units for free (never used the self-catering facilities though).

I can definitely recommend it, would love to go back. The cost of the flights, hotel stay and breakfast were included in the package. The rest of the meals you can find while exploring the surrounding areas. Get a SIM card when you land there at the airport, with the right amount of data for your stay - can't always rely on hotel / restaurant WiFi.

It's possible to spend about the same on food & drinks / outings / entertainment as you did on the package, but you can also be more spendthrift - e.g. eat food from the vendors, get island tour packages from the actual places / agent booths scattered around town, instead of the hotel etc. I found that when I needed to buy a few t-shirts, the cost after negotiations came out to about the same as MRP (but maybe I'm just bad at negotiating :unsure:). Pack moisture wicking shirts and bank on two clothing changes a day (so humid). Also, check the best time to visit - apparently November to April (we went at the end of April). Avoid monsoon season, unless you like lots of rain (and it limits activities, and boat outings / visibility etc.).

When you need to get cash, I'd say do it at the hotel ATM - lots of the money exchange places in town have ridiculous exchange rates. And it's safer at the hotel too.

The Thai beers I tried - Chang & Singha, were both great (although I'm not a beer aficionado) and just what you need on hot and humid day. And of course cheaper than imported ones too.

We'd do a day trip (islands / beaches / scuba / Buddhist temple etc.), and then come back to hotel and get ready to go to out for an evening in Patong. (Btw - the free tour to one of the beaches and then to the Gems Gallery, while interesting, is a chance for them to try sell you some jewellery :X3:)

There are so many amazing restaurants / street vendors. The hotel offered transfers to the nearby Jungceylon shopping centre, and we'd walk from there. Or if too late, we'd catch a tuk tuk there too.

Usually we'd find a massage place, and then go for supper. And the fruit there was so much tastier because of the tropical climate, plus of course the amazing seafood and Thai dishes :cool: From there on to a bar if so inclined.

Phuket and Patong area is definitely a lot more of a tourist trap, so if you're looking to chill out more then maybe consider a different area. You'll encounter lots of different nationalities, including quite a few Russians, but everyone is friendly and we made a few friends on the outings.

But if you like the nightlife and bar idea, then you want to be closer to Patong. You can get better deals / pricing. We ventured out to Sri Panwa hotel one evening (an expensive minibus taxi trip (organised via the hotel), with a driver trying to better SA's taxi drivers :p), to try to get into a rooftop bar rated as one of the best then (2017), but had to settle for the restaurant there. You had to have made a booking for the bar months in advance. Don't know how it is nowadays. And the meal cost us about double what it would have in Patong.

Look up Bangla Road / walking street - it has a lot of the more 'interesting' nightlife :ROFL: They make their money on the drinks, but you can negotiate a fixed price per beer, so don't go with the first offer - get a price you're comfortable with (I think we paid double what you'd normally pay in restaurant). Lots of bars in the area too (just keep an eye on your drinks, as is the case anywhere nowadays - unsuspecting patrons can have them spiked, but it was not a problem I encountered).

And yes, always negotiate - if you don't like the price, walk further down the road. We found with the tuk tuk taxis that the price would get cheaper as you got a bit further down (and I think some of them communicated with each other via cell - in that case, try crossing the road for a better price).

I'd check though if the places in Bangla Road, and other parts are open - Google Maps has some of them listed as temporarily closed, but not sure if that is accurate / up-to-date.

Damnit - now I want to go again too :D
 

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Don't even bother going via Flight Centre. Book directly via booking.com or Agoda.com.

The hotel/resorts will come pick you guys up from the airport and take you to the hotel/resort.

From there on, do your own thing. Thailand is so easy to navigate.

Buy your plane tickets directly from Qatar/Emirates/Kenya/Singapore airways.
We were planning to go in June 2022 but it's monsoon season so now we going for Christmas 2022. Prices work out far cheaper if you book your own flights and accommodation with the added benefit of not being stuck to a particular hotel.
 

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Thanks
Would you recommend an all-inclusive add-on for Phuket?
We have been known to knock back quite a few while on holiday if that helps answer the question...
I've been to Thailand 3 times (tsek to you thinking I went for the ladyboys)
Here's a quick breakdown:
  • Phuket - if you wanna get absolutely shitfaced, alcohol, like anywhere else on the planet is expensive at bars and upmarket restaurants. Last I checked Chang beer (750ml X3 = 60/90 baht at 7 eleven). If you're planning on going to Thailand please take your hard liquor with you. It's kaak expensive in stores.
  • Koh Samui - This is the place to go to if you wanna relax, eat good food and not have to worry about anything.
You need to decide why you're going, if it's to party then Phuket although this pandemic has crippled majority of the night life.

But if you wanna explore the beauty then now would be the ideal time.

I'm tired af but if you wanna know more you can DM me.

Thailands gem is it's people and those remote islands.
 

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Wall of text incoming ...

We stayed here: Amari Phuket - great views, private jetty for snorkeling, Internet cafe with shared PCs, good aircon, duplex (I think) units (not traditional hotel rooms), couple of bottles complimentary water daily, restaurants if you don't feel like going to town etc.). They have some different sections, but I remember we were upgraded to the self-catering units for free (never used the self-catering facilities though).

I can definitely recommend it, would love to go back. The cost of the flights, hotel stay and breakfast were included in the package. The rest of the meals you can find while exploring the surrounding areas. Get a SIM card when you land there at the airport, with the right amount of data for your stay - can't always rely on hotel / restaurant WiFi.

It's possible to spend about the same on food & drinks / outings / entertainment as you did on the package, but you can also be more spendthrift - e.g. eat food from the vendors, get island tour packages from the actual places / agent booths scattered around town, instead of the hotel etc. I found that when I needed to buy a few t-shirts, the cost after negotiations came out to about the same as MRP (but maybe I'm just bad at negotiating :unsure:). Pack moisture wicking shirts and bank on two clothing changes a day (so humid). Also, check the best time to visit - apparently November to April (we went at the end of April). Avoid monsoon season, unless you like lots of rain (and it limits activities, and boat outings / visibility etc.).

When you need to get cash, I'd say do it at the hotel ATM - lots of the money exchange places in town have ridiculous exchange rates. And it's safer at the hotel too.

The Thai beers I tried - Chang & Singha, were both great (although I'm not a beer aficionado) and just what you need on hot and humid day. And of course cheaper than imported ones too.

We'd do a day trip (islands / beaches / scuba / Buddhist temple etc.), and then come back to hotel and get ready to go to out for an evening in Patong. (Btw - the free tour to one of the beaches and then to the Gems Gallery, while interesting, is a chance for them to try sell you some jewellery :X3:)

There are so many amazing restaurants / street vendors. The hotel offered transfers to the nearby Jungceylon shopping centre, and we'd walk from there. Or if too late, we'd catch a tuk tuk there too.

Usually we'd find a massage place, and then go for supper. And the fruit there was so much tastier because of the tropical climate, plus of course the amazing seafood and Thai dishes :cool: From there on to a bar if so inclined.

Phuket and Patong area is definitely a lot more of a tourist trap, so if you're looking to chill out more then maybe consider a different area. You'll encounter lots of different nationalities, including quite a few Russians, but everyone is friendly and we made a few friends on the outings.

But if you like the nightlife and bar idea, then you want to be closer to Patong. You can get better deals / pricing. We ventured out to Sri Panwa hotel one evening (an expensive minibus taxi trip (organised via the hotel), with a driver trying to better SA's taxi drivers :p), to try to get into a rooftop bar rated as one of the best then (2017), but had to settle for the restaurant there. You had to have made a booking for the bar months in advance. Don't know how it is nowadays. And the meal cost us about double what it would have in Patong.

Look up Bangla Road / walking street - it has a lot of the more 'interesting' nightlife :ROFL: They make their money on the drinks, but you can negotiate a fixed price per beer, so don't go with the first offer - get a price you're comfortable with (I think we paid double what you'd normally pay in restaurant). Lots of bars in the area too (just keep an eye on your drinks, as is the case anywhere nowadays - unsuspecting patrons can have them spiked, but it was not a problem I encountered).

And yes, always negotiate - if you don't like the price, walk further down the road. We found with the tuk tuk taxis that the price would get cheaper as you got a bit further down (and I think some of them communicated with each other via cell - in that case, try crossing the road for a better price).

I'd check though if the places in Bangla Road, and other parts are open - Google Maps has some of them listed as temporarily closed, but not sure if that is accurate / up-to-date.

Damnit - now I want to go again too :D
Bangla Road (Walking Street) is essentially shut down.
 

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Wall of text incoming ...

We stayed here: Amari Phuket - great views, private jetty for snorkeling, Internet cafe with shared PCs, good aircon, duplex (I think) units (not traditional hotel rooms), couple of bottles complimentary water daily, restaurants if you don't feel like going to town etc.). They have some different sections, but I remember we were upgraded to the self-catering units for free (never used the self-catering facilities though).

I can definitely recommend it, would love to go back. The cost of the flights, hotel stay and breakfast were included in the package. The rest of the meals you can find while exploring the surrounding areas. Get a SIM card when you land there at the airport, with the right amount of data for your stay - can't always rely on hotel / restaurant WiFi.

It's possible to spend about the same on food & drinks / outings / entertainment as you did on the package, but you can also be more spendthrift - e.g. eat food from the vendors, get island tour packages from the actual places / agent booths scattered around town, instead of the hotel etc. I found that when I needed to buy a few t-shirts, the cost after negotiations came out to about the same as MRP (but maybe I'm just bad at negotiating :unsure:). Pack moisture wicking shirts and bank on two clothing changes a day (so humid). Also, check the best time to visit - apparently November to April (we went at the end of April). Avoid monsoon season, unless you like lots of rain (and it limits activities, and boat outings / visibility etc.).

When you need to get cash, I'd say do it at the hotel ATM - lots of the money exchange places in town have ridiculous exchange rates. And it's safer at the hotel too.

The Thai beers I tried - Chang & Singha, were both great (although I'm not a beer aficionado) and just what you need on hot and humid day. And of course cheaper than imported ones too.

We'd do a day trip (islands / beaches / scuba / Buddhist temple etc.), and then come back to hotel and get ready to go to out for an evening in Patong. (Btw - the free tour to one of the beaches and then to the Gems Gallery, while interesting, is a chance for them to try sell you some jewellery :X3:)

There are so many amazing restaurants / street vendors. The hotel offered transfers to the nearby Jungceylon shopping centre, and we'd walk from there. Or if too late, we'd catch a tuk tuk there too.

Usually we'd find a massage place, and then go for supper. And the fruit there was so much tastier because of the tropical climate, plus of course the amazing seafood and Thai dishes :cool: From there on to a bar if so inclined.

Phuket and Patong area is definitely a lot more of a tourist trap, so if you're looking to chill out more then maybe consider a different area. You'll encounter lots of different nationalities, including quite a few Russians, but everyone is friendly and we made a few friends on the outings.

But if you like the nightlife and bar idea, then you want to be closer to Patong. You can get better deals / pricing. We ventured out to Sri Panwa hotel one evening (an expensive minibus taxi trip (organised via the hotel), with a driver trying to better SA's taxi drivers :p), to try to get into a rooftop bar rated as one of the best then (2017), but had to settle for the restaurant there. You had to have made a booking for the bar months in advance. Don't know how it is nowadays. And the meal cost us about double what it would have in Patong.

Look up Bangla Road / walking street - it has a lot of the more 'interesting' nightlife :ROFL: They make their money on the drinks, but you can negotiate a fixed price per beer, so don't go with the first offer - get a price you're comfortable with (I think we paid double what you'd normally pay in restaurant). Lots of bars in the area too (just keep an eye on your drinks, as is the case anywhere nowadays - unsuspecting patrons can have them spiked, but it was not a problem I encountered).

And yes, always negotiate - if you don't like the price, walk further down the road. We found with the tuk tuk taxis that the price would get cheaper as you got a bit further down (and I think some of them communicated with each other via cell - in that case, try crossing the road for a better price).

I'd check though if the places in Bangla Road, and other parts are open - Google Maps has some of them listed as temporarily closed, but not sure if that is accurate / up-to-date.

Damnit - now I want to go again too :D
DO NOT EXCHANGE YOUR MONEY IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY!

Thailand has some of the best rates in the world.

Do not withdraw all your money at once, it's far too risky.

Try to limit your ATM withdrawals as we get f*cked really hard by the fees (200 baht every time you withdraw cash), cash is king in Thailand, get yourself a moon bag and put it in there.

Convert your money at the exchange in the airport. They'll give you the best rate.

Oh and when you're ask to be charged in ZAR or Baht ALWAYS select Baht as the conversion will work out cheaper.
 

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Even more. I usually spend more money here in JHB than living/staying in Thailand or any ware in SE Asia.

The Rand takes you very faaar there.
Take me back please and this time I'm not coming back :ROFL:
 

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Another tip: When using places like Agoda or any other booking website make sure you switch your browser to incognito mode, scummy companies play with the numbers when you repeatedly visit the site.
 

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It does. I probably made 10 stops in these shops. 500 baht for their priciest treatment = R221 in today’s exchange rate. I mostly went for the regular 300 baht one.

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Yeah the massages are pretty awesome, I remember going to this bar and drinking a shroom milkshake then walking up to a massage parlor and melting for the next couple of hours.
 

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We were planning to go in June 2022 but it's monsoon season so now we going for Christmas 2022. Prices work out far cheaper if you book your own flights and accommodation with the added benefit of not being stuck to a particular hotel.
Book early to get the best prices.
 

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Been to Thailand for our honeymoon in 2011 16 nights split between Krabi (Raylay Bay), Phuket and Phi-phi which are all 40-60minutes apart via ferry.

Been to Maldives as a company gift at AdaaranClub Rannalhi in 2016.

My take on Maldives:
Its a conglomerate of 1000s of tiny tiny little islands spread over a huge area of ocean. Essencially 95% of resorts consist of a whole island that is like 5 hecares or less. Ours we could walk around in under 15minutes as a stroll. So if you stay at Club Rannalhi you eat, drink, swim and **** at their place. So the specific island and the specific resort is going to determine the quality of your stay from food, drinks, price, accommodation, water activities, snorkelling spots etc and you are stuck there for the duration of your stay unless you book a speadboat to another resort - where you will pay for anything cash.

The island is totally flat. The highest point above sea level in the whole of the Maldives is under 3m. So it is basically white beach and palm trees. No mountaineous outcrops etc. So no exciting hiking or sightseeing or climbing mountains or cliff jumping. The Maldives is for relaxing on the beach, snorkelling/diving, eating and drinking on the resort deck and then spending some time relaxing in your room or having sexy time.

We also had a similarly priced all inclusive deal with beach villas. When they booked us in the first day they took us to our rooms and led us down to one of the water villas that are built on the water, by mistake. We took the opportunity and stayed our first night in a water villa. Now I must say that was pretty spectacular. Glass floor with under water lights at night, massive shower, big windows, a big private over water deck. Just jump in and be between the fish and coral.

Next day we were politely asked to move to our actual beach villa. Still very nice but less privacy and the view is blocked by palm trees.

There was only one restaurant where you do breakfast, lunch and dinner and 2 bars. They had a plethora of food options all buffet style. The bar was kind of beach type, and with the all inclusive package you are limited to a one page laminated menu with maybe 15 items listed. This would be one beer on tap, your 5 main hard liquors like whiskey, gin, vodka, rum and cognac, and only one variety/brand.

The rest are basic cocktails like Long Island, sex on the beach etc but done very basic with fake juice and no flash. Then they have a few sodas and soft drinks. There was no house wine that I could remember and if there was it was pretty ****. A glass of wine from the normal menu was $15 and a bottle of Two Oceans was north of $50.

For me it was okay as I can do with limited options but my wife who likes white wine or cider or a proper Cosmo it was pretty limited.

Watersports you had to pay for anything you rented. Jetski's were insanely expensive. Tours and activities like shark feeding, fishing, visits to a few island all you need to pay for.

I would say a the Maldives for a long weekend or 4 nights perhaps and if you just look to relax or have some romantic time would be great. Beaches and snorkelling is totally awesome. But it does get boring after a while if you dont like spending a lot of time in the water or on the beach. That being said, there are some resorts that are a lot more classier which have extensive all inclusive drinks menus. Obviously that won't be the R26k per person for 6 nights package but will be $35k or more.
You don't want to be at the resort where everyone is there on all inclusive because it was the resort with the cheapest special. So I would say the Maldives are more for people where money isn't an issue. You wont have fun if you have to calculate prices and compare in your head the whole time.

Thailand was a LOT of fun. Between the three islands we had a good mix. Krabi is more laid back, cheap and had beauty as well as a village with some nice pubs. Phi-phi was more romantic and visual, and you can get the Maldives feel if you get a more secluded resort like we had. But you can still walk to the village/town which had some awesome night life.

Phuket was great as well. Much more commercialised and touristy - but a lot to do outside of the resort and great street food, restaurants and bars. Also Thailand for me was very cheap, back in 2011 it was 22.5 Baht to 1ZAR so a beer anywhere was cheaper than in SA at $60/70 baht for Tiger at a bar. We often bought beers at 7eleven and just open it on the street and drink.

I loved the food over there and the fact that most things were affordable or cheap, and you could often bargain it down or just go two shops down for cheaper.

If you havent been to an island destination I would recommend doing something like Thailand first. There are also hundreds of great islands within Thailand that are great and probably cheaper than the ibbious ones like Phuket and Phi-Phi
 
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