Man accidentally kills himself

[SinghDude]

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Man-accidentally-kills-himself-20111017

Port Elizabeth - A Uitenhage man bled to death after he accidentally stabbed himself, Eastern Cape police said on Monday.

Lieutenant Colonel Priscilla Naidu said the man tried to stab a friend during an argument on Sunday night, but missed and stabbed himself in the thigh.

He died before paramedics arrived.

- SAPA

Very vague bit of journalism from News24.

Oh well :erm:

 

[killadoob]

LOL

What a fail. Death from knife wound in thigh. Should make a good smoking gun insert . If only it was on video.

 

[SinghDude]

Somebody did die.........

 

[OMB]

qualifies for a Darwin award

 

[porn$tar]

No doubt copious amounts of alcohol was involved. Would never have happened if they were smoking weed...

 

[Ninja'd]

How the hell did he manage to do that without a Portal gun?

 

[Ninja'd]

But then again it is Uitenhage after all.

 

[killadoob]

Somebody did die.........

Yup but he tried to kill someone else? karma

 

[Azbubu]

so what is this? culpable suicide?

 

[Bona Botse]

Thread title should be changed to "Man accidentally kills himself, cleanses human gene pool".

 

[FrankCastle]

Looks like he did himself in the Femoral Artery.

 

[Polymathic]

If you trying to stab somebody else how the hell can you end up stabbing himself, sounds fishy to me

 

[supersunbird]

Tried to stab a friend? Don't they mean "tried to stab an ex-friend turned enemy"... you don't try to stab friends... except with the meat stick maybe... and then you're friends with benefits.

 

[boerseun]

If you trying to stab somebody else how the hell can you end up stabbing himself, sounds fishy to me

Obviously he was stabbing in a downward motion starting above his head and bringing his arm down, missed and ended up embedding the blade in his thigh.

 

[JungleBoy]

I'm sure the so called friend is laughing his ass off as we speak. What an idiot ?

 

[SinghDude]

Obviously he was stabbing in a downward motion starting above his head and bringing his arm down, missed and ended up embedding the blade in his thigh.

Been watching CSI

 

[SinghDude]

I'm sure the so called friend is laughing his ass off as we speak. What an idiot ?

Wonder if the 'friend ' turned up at the funeral .

 

[Palimino]

If you trying to stab somebody else how the hell can you end up stabbing himself, sounds fishy to me

I understand your point but the whole episode is so unlikely and implausible, that it probably is true. If you wanted to cover-up stuff, you would make-up a more plausible story.

 

[NiTeD]

Wonder if the 'friend ' turned up at the funeral .

Is the "friend" Dick Cheney by any chance?

 

[SinghDude]

Is the "friend" Dick Cheney by any chance?

:erm: