Microsoft Firefox - Not a joke

[Compton_effect]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/14/ms_firefox/

Microsoft has released a improved version of Firefox.
That has got to be the most sneaky, underhanded, brilliant move of all time!

 

[dabouncer]

Funny how the site redirects me to download IE7 from the REAL MS site. Its like April 1 on myADSL today......

 

[bwana]

Funny how the site redirects me to download IE7 from the REAL MS site. Its like April 1 on myADSL today......

I get Firefox from a local mirror.

 

[killadoob]

and you most prolly have to pay for this

hey i would take the millions microsoft offered me

money is money

 

[Jah]

From Site
Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

 

[Compton_effect]

Its a hoax site. I had to look really hard to find it.
They mention your credit card details for downloading.
Brilliant joke.

 

[dabouncer]

Its a hoax site. I had to look really hard to find it.
They mention your credit card details for downloading.
Brilliant joke.

4 posts, gr8 entrance to the forum.

 

[Ekhaatvensters]

This was posted here not so long ago, and its obviously a hoax, but a really good one.

They get the whole MS thing perfect

hmm.. sint this the second "not a joke" thread today which in fact was a joke?

 

[Compton_effect]

They even had The Register fooled. First thing I checked was todays date. This is one of the best non-april fool jokes ever.

 

[bdt]

Yar, it were a clever piss-take ..and for those wanting to get a look-see, here's the 7 Nov. elG cache of the front page. Whoops! ..seems the full features page still works!

 

[supersunbird]

hmm.. sint this the second "not a joke" thread today which in fact was a joke?

Yeah, nokkies dumbass virus thread was deleted it seems...

 

[dabouncer]

Move this to OT aswell.

 

[Flippit]

Yeah, nokkies dumbass virus thread was deleted it seems...

Alas, not: [thread=58504]here it is[/thread]

 

[dabbler]

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software


Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.

 

[James]

RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.

BWHAHAHAAHA, I know it was posted above but I just love this.