I thought I'd harass them a little, but was too much effort. Nice of they guy to get in on the joke though:
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You: Hi
You: what is wrong with your prices?
Elliot: I'll be happy to help you with this!
Elliot: What product are you talking about?
You:
http://www.microsoftstore.com/store/msmea/en_IE/list/ThemeID.32463000/categoryID.61652000
Elliot: Thanks.
You: it's a little expensive
Elliot: This does not pull up a product, what product was this?
You: it shows me the different office suites
You: are you a bot?
Elliot: No I am not.
You: office home and student 2013 @ $131,178.69
You: it's a bit excessive don't you think?
Elliot: Where are you located?
You: south africa
Elliot: Just a moment while I look into that for you.
You: at that price I want a free Ferrari with office
Elliot: Home and Student 2013 will be R 849.99!
You: Does it come with anything for free?
Elliot: No this will not.
You: so I have to pay for support on the product too?
Elliot: No Support will be free.
You: thank you
Elliot: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
You: when is Windows 8.1 coming out?
Elliot: Just a moment while I look into that for you.
You: Elliot, do you miss E.T.?
Elliot: I haven't seen him in a few years.
You:

Elliot: I do not have a date for the Windows 8.1 at this time, I am sorry for the frustration/.
You: Thanks for the effort, Elliot, I hope you have a great day. Bye!