Misheard song lyrics

[SHL]

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[purple face]

Coldplay

 

[purple face]

Billy Joel

 

[Jings]

I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine,
coming down on a sunny day.

 

[SubtleBeast]

I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine,
coming down on a sunny day.

Reminds me about a joke I heard some years ago.

This guy was married to Lorraine, but was in love with Clearly.
When Lorraine passed away, this was his song:
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone."

 

[Jings]

Reminds me about a joke I heard some years ago.

This guy was married to Lorraine, but was in love with Clearly.
When Lorraine passed away, this was his song:
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone."

Old joke but still funny.

 

[Jings]

Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my Teletubby

 

[nulkoel]

My music buddy in high school kept asking me if I've listened to "In Your Mom Scene" and he couldn't believe it when I said no.

Took me way too long to figure out he was saying Yngwie Malmsteen.

 

[IamNoone]

This thread reminds me of this guy:

 

[Jings]

Don't be afraid to catch fish.

 

[Jings]

It's a hard egg,
Nothing but a hard egg

 

[Jings]

A cauliflower... a cauliflower

 

[Tony76]

 

[Jings]

I feel sunlight on my face
I see a toaster disappear without a trace

 

[FiestaST]

This:

 

[paul5186]

Farty Naartjie