Misheard song lyrics

[backstreetboy]

I’ve always thought Shakira sang:
Underneath your clothes is an endless story
Underneath your balls is my territory

What song lyrics have you misheard?

 

[6spdmanual]

Michael Jackson's Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough and Wanna Be Startin' Something.

I was definitely hearing my own things no both of them.

 

[SubtleBeast]

Michael Jackson's Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough and Wanna Be Startin' Something.

I was definitely hearing my own things no both of them.

Seems it's common with Michael.
I've always got Smooth Criminal wrong.
A very depressing song by the way.

 

[Pegging]

Just can’t get it up - Depeche Mode.

 

[SubtleBeast]

East End boys are West End girls

 

[SubtleBeast]

I’ve always thought Shakira sang:
Underneath your clothes is an endless story
Underneath your balls is my territory

What song lyrics have you misheard?

Damn that's one helluva misheard lyric

 

[Moosedrool]

I want to live, like cannibals. Careless and free, like cannibals. - Savage Garden

 

[Pegging]

Erase and rewind —to me it sounds like: The reason we whine.
The Cardigans

 

[Gordon_R]

Mondegreen - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

A mondegreen is a mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase in a way that gives it a new meaning. Mondegreens are most often created by a person listening to a poem or a song; the listener, being unable to hear a lyric clearly, substitutes words that sound similar and make some kind of sense.

mishearing the words "layd him on the green" as "Lady Mondegreen".

 

[W@P]

 

[Dan C]

I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles I blow bubbles when you are not near

Macy Gray - I try

 

[My_King]

Misheard due to autotune and the thing can't sing:

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Let me **** for you, ooh ooh (kak)
Tryna do what lovers do, ooh

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

nothing will ever beat these two:

 

[DapperDanMan]

Holy Moly! Winner of the thread right here ...

 

[W@P]

Holy Moly! Winner of the thread right here ...

 

[W@P]

 

[Smugs]

 

[W@P]

Steel 'n laptop, steel 'n laptop, steel 'n laptop, nou !!!

 

[W@P]

 

[W@P]