macPhallus
Banned
Hi All
I do not view myself as a newbie to this forum – I’ve just upgraded my status from LTL (Long Time Lurker) to Subscriber.
I work for myself and my only connection to Telkom is via a few strands of copper.
I find them no longer beneath my contempt.
My tale of ordering ADSL:
04/08/2005
Phone 10219.
Speak to Elaine.
Ref No: 623665/53
16/08/2005
Phone 10219.
Speak to Riaan.
Request activation - I will install modem myself.
Told me to phone 0800 456 786 - as he’s not sure.
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Nicky.
Request activation - will install modem myself.
She will ask a specialist to call me.
I asked when and she said any minute from now.
18/08/2005
Still no call from Specialist.
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Martina.
Says that there is no note for Specialist call-back on my call log.
Said I must phone 021 4144 832 and speak to George, the Specialist
Phone 021 4144 832
No answer - auto transfer to special services help line.
Give up after 5 attempts.
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Gail.
Request activation - will install modem myself.
She says it is not possible. I argue. She says I must e-mail George at [email protected]
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Seziwe
She reveals that the self-installation is not available in all the provinces but someone will get back to me.
I send e-mail to George (yes, the spelling of his name was a Freudian slip)
“Hi Geore
After speaking to Nicky, Martina, Gail and Seziwe I'm pinning my hopes on you for assistance.
I would like to have my current phone line Upgraded/Activated for ADSL use.
I will then install my ADSL Router and Filter myself.
Could you please advise me when the Upgrade/Activation will take place?
Regards
Marcellus”
Travel 50km to the nearest Telkom office.
At Telkom office wait in queue for 30mins - only one person serving.
Second person steps in to helpdesk: <Enter Marcus>
I explain my situation and he phones 0800 456 786 and asks me if I would mind holding onto the phone until someone answers and explain what I want.
I say yes I do mind.
He e-mails Willem in CT and says he will get back to me shortly.
Get back home.
Got e-mail from George:
Marcellus,
Currently the self install option is not commercially available. I see you have been informed of the installation date for the 8th September.
I will get this improved for you and will contact you shortly.
Regards
George Hill
Specialist DSS
Special Services Division
Western Region
Fax : (021) 419-1117
I reply to George:
Hi George
Thanks for the quick response.
Apart from saving the R404-00 installation fee, I was under the impression (SA Computer Magazine?) that it was offered as a standard option. I am in the process of investigating different brands of ADSL Routers and have narrowed them down to Billion, D-Link and Netgear. I need to check specs on PPPoe capability.
Regards
Marcellus
<sigh>
19/08/2005
Get call from Telkom guy. He’ll be at my place in fifteen minutes.
He arrives and plugs modem into my phone line.
Green light flashes and stops.
He says connection is good and do I want a micro filter?
I say yes, he installs one and leaves.
I’m dazed and confused (yes I love Led Zeppelin).
Go and pick-up my Netgear DG834 ADSL Firewall Router (for under R800.00 {and none-of-this-wireless-crap}), install, configure and 10 minutes later I’m subscribed to Web Africa.
Check for software updates.
Chuck out my Satellite Card, tell M-web to shove it and Bob’s your aunt.
I do not view myself as a newbie to this forum – I’ve just upgraded my status from LTL (Long Time Lurker) to Subscriber.
I work for myself and my only connection to Telkom is via a few strands of copper.
I find them no longer beneath my contempt.
My tale of ordering ADSL:
04/08/2005
Phone 10219.
Speak to Elaine.
Ref No: 623665/53
16/08/2005
Phone 10219.
Speak to Riaan.
Request activation - I will install modem myself.
Told me to phone 0800 456 786 - as he’s not sure.
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Nicky.
Request activation - will install modem myself.
She will ask a specialist to call me.
I asked when and she said any minute from now.
18/08/2005
Still no call from Specialist.
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Martina.
Says that there is no note for Specialist call-back on my call log.
Said I must phone 021 4144 832 and speak to George, the Specialist
Phone 021 4144 832
No answer - auto transfer to special services help line.
Give up after 5 attempts.
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Gail.
Request activation - will install modem myself.
She says it is not possible. I argue. She says I must e-mail George at [email protected]
Phone 0800 456 786
Speak to Seziwe
She reveals that the self-installation is not available in all the provinces but someone will get back to me.
I send e-mail to George (yes, the spelling of his name was a Freudian slip)
“Hi Geore
After speaking to Nicky, Martina, Gail and Seziwe I'm pinning my hopes on you for assistance.
I would like to have my current phone line Upgraded/Activated for ADSL use.
I will then install my ADSL Router and Filter myself.
Could you please advise me when the Upgrade/Activation will take place?
Regards
Marcellus”
Travel 50km to the nearest Telkom office.
At Telkom office wait in queue for 30mins - only one person serving.
Second person steps in to helpdesk: <Enter Marcus>
I explain my situation and he phones 0800 456 786 and asks me if I would mind holding onto the phone until someone answers and explain what I want.
I say yes I do mind.
He e-mails Willem in CT and says he will get back to me shortly.
Get back home.
Got e-mail from George:
Marcellus,
Currently the self install option is not commercially available. I see you have been informed of the installation date for the 8th September.
I will get this improved for you and will contact you shortly.
Regards
George Hill
Specialist DSS
Special Services Division
Western Region
Fax : (021) 419-1117
I reply to George:
Hi George
Thanks for the quick response.
Apart from saving the R404-00 installation fee, I was under the impression (SA Computer Magazine?) that it was offered as a standard option. I am in the process of investigating different brands of ADSL Routers and have narrowed them down to Billion, D-Link and Netgear. I need to check specs on PPPoe capability.
Regards
Marcellus
<sigh>
19/08/2005
Get call from Telkom guy. He’ll be at my place in fifteen minutes.
He arrives and plugs modem into my phone line.
Green light flashes and stops.
He says connection is good and do I want a micro filter?
I say yes, he installs one and leaves.
I’m dazed and confused (yes I love Led Zeppelin).
Go and pick-up my Netgear DG834 ADSL Firewall Router (for under R800.00 {and none-of-this-wireless-crap}), install, configure and 10 minutes later I’m subscribed to Web Africa.
Check for software updates.
Chuck out my Satellite Card, tell M-web to shove it and Bob’s your aunt.
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