My big little mistake

[rwenzori]

It is for situations like those that the Americans invented the 5th Amendment!

 

[blunomore]

You think there is a single man in this world brave enough to attempt dating Debbie?

Now that is just downright nasty

 

[DJ...]

My apologies to Debbie if she ever ever ever decides to take me seriously - its just not worth it...

 

[Alan]

Was this your first ever interaction with the female species?



You think there is a single man in this world brave enough to attempt dating Debbie?

If you think the dating part is hard, just imagine the breakup...

Ah feisty Debbie. The dead deer debacle scared me off

 

[blunomore]

Ah feisty Debbie. The dead donkey debacle scared me off

Thankfully I do not know the details. And I am not about to do a search.

 

[chiskop]

Thankfully I do not know the details. And I am not about to do a search.

I think it was actually a dead deer. Good times.

 

[LandyMan]

It's a trick question,fake a phone call and run

An IQ of 149 and that's all you could come up with?

 

[LandyMan]

Nah, she not worried about it...just the unexpected answer caught her off guard.

I call BS on that one ... She got upset, as in upset, and now covering it up with that excuse so you won't think she's an insecure clinger, like a dingleberry

 

[rwenzori]

I think it was actually a dead deer. Good times.

That thread should carry a warning to STAY AWAY. Like Boodles and the string. They are disturbing!

 

[DJ...]

I'm shagging a dead goat right now, as I type.

Once the Bok emblem saga is over, I want this as my signature...

 

[Jonny Two Shoes]

AHAHAHAHA!!!

There are two reason why a girl might ask you that question man. One is she is immature and wants a response. Two is she is mature and wants a response. there is a major difference between the two.

 

[LandyMan]

AHAHAHAHA!!!

There are two reason why a girl might ask you that question man. One is she is immature and wants a response. Two is she is mature and wants a response. there is a major difference between the two.

True, but no matter what you answer, or which one of the two it was, your f@cked!

 

[rwenzori]

True, but no matter what you answer, or which one of the two it was, your f@cked!

Yup! Just like "Dear, am I starting to look fat?". Just choke on your coffee, or walk outside and commit hara-kiri!

 

[DJ...]

Yup! Just like "Dear, am I starting to look fat?". Just choke on your coffee, or walk outside and commit hara-kiri!

Easy response: "What makes you think that?"

 

[LandyMan]

"Dear, am I starting to look fat?"

Answer: "Compared to?"
Result: Instant death

 

[rwenzori]

Easy response: "What makes you think that?"

OK so you buy another 5 seconds on this planet.


I see Tim The_Tool-man Taylor has demised! Was fun while it lasted!

 

[rwenzori]

Now I'm going to have to remove my dutchman comment because the thread is gone now and it no longer makes sense... Might just piss off the boerboels now...

I think that thread has gone too!

 

[DJ...]

Crap - that means have to delete the comment in this thread now as it too doesn't make sense anymore. At this rate I'm going to a junior member again by next week...

 

[Debbie]

Nah, she was in the mood to start some play play tention..but she didn't really expect the response I gave her.

Nah, she not worried about it...just the unexpected answer caught her off guard.

Okay. Don't let girls play that game with you- sure everyone wants and deserves reassurance- but women use it as a reason to start a fight. She wants this fight because she cannot lose - she will win and this will give her the leverage she needs to control you and/or to address what she's really angry about. What she's really angry about will have nothing to do with your inappropriate answer to "does my butt look big?". Men let women do that to them too much, they should call her out on it and keep calling her out on it until she understands that that kind of behaviour is not on.

My apologies to Debbie if she ever ever ever decides to take me seriously - its just not worth it...

I have never taken you seriously and I have no intentions to start doing so.

Ah feisty Debbie. The dead donkey debacle scared me off

The line was intended to shock and it's still working! What was it again...

I think it was actually a dead deer. Good times.

....thanks there, chiskop.


I hope that we've finished chatting about Debbie's dating life and her attitude towards dead deer.

Fyi, I am in a happy relationship and there are no dead animals involved in it whatsoever.

 

[Alan]

Oh yes deer it was. Debbie Does Dead Donkeys just sounded better


Pity you're in a relationship I thought we had something going there for a second. Masochist and sadsitic but something nonetheless