My bum hurts

well this is a disappointing thread.

still funny though.

so explain the drunken logic to us as to why you hurt your bum
 
well this is a disappointing thread.

still funny though.

so explain the drunken logic to us as to why you hurt your bum

Drunk logic. Yeah, that's the best way to describe it.

I was at my friend's place and they were having a potjie to celebrate his birthday. Now I had a couple of shots and beer (and reading Paul Hjul's posts) in me when I decided that I was getting too hot standing around the fire so drunk logic dictated that I go stand at the wall for a while. Noticing the mud there (it was raining the preceding few days) I decided to sit on the ±1.5m wall instead. So I put my glass on the wall first and jumped onto it. As I turned around to sit I grabbed the glass and lost my balance lost my balance and fell into the neighbors' yard.

My left side was covered in mud and I decided to get back through the gates instead of the wall. Went back to the party and the f**kers were laughing and taking pics of me. I joined the group around the fire but this time in a tee and trunks. I'm so glad I don't go commando.
 
My left side was covered in mud and I decided to get back through the gates instead of the wall.
Luckily you didn't decide to go through the wall.
 
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