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Dealer
70X - Inexcusable
701 - Meh
702 - Emacs
703 - Explosion
71X - Novelty Implementations
710 - PHP
711 - Convenience Store
712 - NoSQL
719 - I am not a teapot
72X - Edge Cases
720 - Unpossible
721 - Known Unknowns
722 - Unknown Unknowns
723 - Tricky
724 - This line should be unreachable
725 - It works on my machine
726 - It's a feature, not a bug
727 - 32 bits is plenty
73X - ****ing
731 - ****ing Rubygems
732 - ****ing Unicde
733 - ****ing Deadlocks
734 - ****ing Deferreds
735 - ****ing IE
736 - ****ing Race Conditions
737 - ****Threadsing
738 - ****ing Bundler
739 - ****ing Windows
74X - Meme Driven
740 - Computer says no
741 - Compiling
742 - A kitten dies
743 - I thought I knew regular expressions
744 - Y U NO write integration tests?
745 - I don't always test my code, but when I do I do it in production
746 - Missed Ballmer Peak
747 - Mother****ing Snakes on the Mother****ing Plane
748 - Confounded by Ponies
749 - Reserved for Chuck Norris
75X - Syntax Errors
750 - Didn't bother to compile it
753 - Syntax Error
754 - Too many semi-colons
755 - Not enough semi-colons
759 - Unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
76X - Substance-Affected Developer
761 - Hungover
762 - Stoned
763 - Under-Caffeinated
764 - Over-Caffeinated
765 - Railscamp
766 - Sober
767 - Drunk
768 - Accidentally Took Sleeping Pills Instead Of Migraine Pills During Crunch Week
769 - Questionable Maturity Level
77X - Predictable Problems
771 - Cached for too long
772 - Not cached long enough
773 - Not cached at all
774 - Why was this cached?
776 - Error on the Exception
777 - Coincidence
778 - Off By One Error
779 - Off By Too Many To Count Error
78X - Somebody Else's Problem
780 - Project owner not responding
781 - Operations
782 - QA
783 - It was a customer request, honestly
784 - Management, obviously
785 - TPS Cover Sheet not attached
786 - Try it now
787 - Further Funding Required
79X - Internet crashed
791 - The Internet shut down due to copyright restrictions.
792 - Climate change driven catastrophic weather event
793 - Zombie Apocalypse
794 - Someone let PG near a REPL
797 - This is the last page of the Internet. Go back
799 - End of the world
701 - Meh
702 - Emacs
703 - Explosion
71X - Novelty Implementations
710 - PHP
711 - Convenience Store
712 - NoSQL
719 - I am not a teapot
72X - Edge Cases
720 - Unpossible
721 - Known Unknowns
722 - Unknown Unknowns
723 - Tricky
724 - This line should be unreachable
725 - It works on my machine
726 - It's a feature, not a bug
727 - 32 bits is plenty
73X - ****ing
731 - ****ing Rubygems
732 - ****ing Unicde
733 - ****ing Deadlocks
734 - ****ing Deferreds
735 - ****ing IE
736 - ****ing Race Conditions
737 - ****Threadsing
738 - ****ing Bundler
739 - ****ing Windows
74X - Meme Driven
740 - Computer says no
741 - Compiling
742 - A kitten dies
743 - I thought I knew regular expressions
744 - Y U NO write integration tests?
745 - I don't always test my code, but when I do I do it in production
746 - Missed Ballmer Peak
747 - Mother****ing Snakes on the Mother****ing Plane
748 - Confounded by Ponies
749 - Reserved for Chuck Norris
75X - Syntax Errors
750 - Didn't bother to compile it
753 - Syntax Error
754 - Too many semi-colons
755 - Not enough semi-colons
759 - Unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
76X - Substance-Affected Developer
761 - Hungover
762 - Stoned
763 - Under-Caffeinated
764 - Over-Caffeinated
765 - Railscamp
766 - Sober
767 - Drunk
768 - Accidentally Took Sleeping Pills Instead Of Migraine Pills During Crunch Week
769 - Questionable Maturity Level
77X - Predictable Problems
771 - Cached for too long
772 - Not cached long enough
773 - Not cached at all
774 - Why was this cached?
776 - Error on the Exception
777 - Coincidence
778 - Off By One Error
779 - Off By Too Many To Count Error
78X - Somebody Else's Problem
780 - Project owner not responding
781 - Operations
782 - QA
783 - It was a customer request, honestly
784 - Management, obviously
785 - TPS Cover Sheet not attached
786 - Try it now
787 - Further Funding Required
79X - Internet crashed
791 - The Internet shut down due to copyright restrictions.
792 - Climate change driven catastrophic weather event
793 - Zombie Apocalypse
794 - Someone let PG near a REPL
797 - This is the last page of the Internet. Go back
799 - End of the world
