Penquin
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Species with thumbs fap. Look at monkeys, they fap. It's what thumbs are made for, to hold one's junk.
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Ockie
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Patrick_Hockstetter
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Chimps are beta creatures. Fapping will do that too you.
Patrick_Hockstetter
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HAHAHA, maybe you are.
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Oh man I was so tempted to say this would be your response to my post then didn't because that would deprive me of the pleasure of you actually doing it. Looooooooool. I even qualified what I said with "if you were inclined to take your cues from other species that is".
Since you are choosing to take your cues from another species, why something as distant as a big cat rather than our closest genetic cousin the chimp? Because lions are cooler and less comical?
I think I'm beginning to see where this religious belief in the effects of no fap is coming from.
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Ockie
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Are you not human or do you not believe in evolution?
Ockie
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Oh boy. I saw you coming from a mile. It's a fundamentalist!
/humps Nicks leg like a sex crazed cum monkey
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
or whatever noise they make
lol
Because lions have claws and it would probably hurt?
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Yay! Monkey sex! :twisted:
Patrick_Hockstetter
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Sign... lets get back to nofap.
Ockie
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I am just trying to understand your views and your seemingly strange aversion to fapping?
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Hahaha. We haven't left the topic. Can you admit that your beliefs about nofap are religiously inspired and that there is little to no science behind them?
TofuMofu
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We are related to the great apes, whether you want to believe it or not. Your views does not have any affect on facts.
Great apes masturbate. We are great apes and thus also fap.
It is a means of releasing oneself and lower stress levels.
Ockie
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Or he has not been able to let go of the old waves tales that you grow hair on your palms from fapping. lol
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Definite shame issues.
TofuMofu
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Ockie
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hmm...then I would have had REALLY hairy palms by now
Do people that are good in Yoga get hairy soles then?
ShaunSA
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That would certainly explain the "dirty vibes".
OP if you want to stop fapping because Jesus said so just say so. No need to pussy-foot around the issue.
Gtfo out with your fap-triggers
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