Oh dear, what a conundrum...

Skydrops said:
I git hit on by Gay guys here in Cape-Town,
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See there's your problem. Different-sex couples are frowned upon in Cape Town. They're generally a bit heterophobic, I don't even think straight marriages are legal there :p
 
I think it's when you have neat look as when I haven't shaved for two weeks I get hit on by women and the day I shave I get hit by guys.

I have to say this has been happening for +-15 years, I also find it flattering nothing more
 
Just stop bathing regularly and never shave again. The ladies love that while the gay guys will find it gross. You'll also develop superior man-musk and other men will marvel at your brutal alphaness. Some may even find it hard to be near you, because they feel so inferior.
 
buyeye said:
I think it's when you have neat look as when I haven't shaved for two weeks I get hit on by women and the day I shave I get hit by guys.

I have to say this has been happening for +-15 years, I also find it flattering nothing more
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AH... we are onto some thing here... I groom myself way too much. So I must let my self go... odd...

I'm also wondering, but if gay guys look at me... do they then subconsciously fantasize about "doing" it with me... like I obviously do about hot ladies... I think it might be painful... so I would have to pass, other than that I ould like to dedicate this song that explains my conundrum in more detail;

Here you go guys, and ladies... enjoy:

So uh... mybeebs... so call me maybe? :D

[video=youtube;Lf1scLNozMw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf1scLNozMw&feature=related[/video]
 
OP I suggest you stay away from large bodies of water. I don't want you drowning on us.
 
Skydrops said:
Oh dear, what a conundrum...

I have this problem you see, well I take it a both a compliment and as a problem...

........

Ok here it is, brace your selfs;

I git hit on by Gay guys here in Cape-Town, a lot and much more than I do by women, and I'm not gay. :cry:



I also find that many-many women are lesbians these days, holding hands, kissing, etc... :cry:

Where are all the straight ladies?!!? :(

It's not that I look Gay or dress such, I look dashing... but what might the problem be?

Is it that Gay men are attracted to some thing different than straight women? :erm:

Have you ever been hit on by the opposite sex? How do you normally deal with it? I always try to be polite...

Gay Mybb men care to share?
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Post pics of yourself so that I can judge.

Otherwise I'm going to have to judge you on your spelling and that won't get you far :D
 
...dashing...OMW...

What a fag... :D

Try works like "I look straight" and "Fkn Hell" and maybe the rod riders may avoid you.

(Only joking)
 
Skydrops said:
Hey dyslexics are awesome. :D
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Dyslexics make me want to brutalise someone.

Nerfherder said:
Just get fat and old... worked for me.

Married now and no gays will even give me a second look.
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Bears are a thing:
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Oh gods... Never turn off Google safe search when searching for "chubby bears." EVER!
 
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