OMG

90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.
A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.

Ironic hey....
 
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.
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:eek::eek::eek:

Lol, as long as I have my shotgun and BFG ill be fine :D
 
HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

AWESOME !

Very cool. Would soil myself, personally.

/ Imagines Malema getting H1Z1, dying then coming back brain-damaged.
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:D
 
Rage virus! :eek:

What will the place be like 28 days later? :p
 
what kind of address is bouncewith.me.uk???

is this source reliable. it looks like the bbc site, smells like it but is it really?
 
LiamRG said:
what kind of address is bouncewith.me.uk???

is this source reliable. it looks like the bbc site, smells like it but is it really?
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ok people it is meant to be a proof as in its not real... lol...
 
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