Once upon a time

[rush]

... in a townhouse complex far far away.

Lived a lad called "rush"

and in the townhouse complex there was a long road from one end to the other and there were these roadhogs who used to race up and down as fast as they could. Why?
Because the road was good.
The road was long.
The road was built to handle speeding cars like kyalami.

But then the complex management decided that enough was enough. and because they couldnt get the cops to come and put a speed trap inside a complex they decided to put speed bumps in the road to slow people down.

But when they realised that people were still driving, however slow up and down the road creating wear and tear on their lovely road. They locked the gate , locking the residents out of their complex, unable to get to their residencies where they were paying the complex management rent.

The end.

PS I hope the complex management get crotchrot

 

[antonc]

lol good one

the only ones they didn't lock out were those who had boyfriends/girfriends/husbands/wives/lovers/etc outside of the complex and so didn't use the road that often...

 

[RichardG]

lol @ rush, I want to be smoking what he smokes )) Good One indeed.

antonc, funny one 2

 

[rush]

why do you wanna smoke Lucky Strike? :/

 

[RichardG]

rush, you should of been in Comedy movies, you make me laugh

 

[Grimsqueaker]

It will be even more funny when it's in the past... I am having trouble laughing at WBS atm, but I will save this to amuse others later. Thanks

 

[RichardG]

yeah its funny. I've to say. I don't have side luck Rush has

 

[Gatecrasher]

I don't have side luck Rush has

Is it just me, or is anyone else intrigued to know what that combination of words mean?

 

[antonc]

lol certainly. Could be an illness??

 

[Luke7777]

GC, not really. I only saw the message 'cause you quoted it . The advantages of an ignore list

 

[Gatecrasher]

GC, not really. I only saw the message 'cause you quoted it . The advantages of an ignore list

Dang, I gotta get me one of those!

 

[RichardG]

Keybored is faulty, Sorry about that need to go and buy new one.

 

[rush]

lol certainly. Could be an illness??

I hope its not catchy

Crotchrot is catchy.

It spreads to your ass and you gotta keep a finger in your ass to prevent it from spreading further

which is why the complex management have their fingers in their ass and not on the pulse.

 

[guest2013-1]

... in a townhouse complex far far away.

Lived a lad called "rush"

and in the townhouse complex there was a long road from one end to the other and there were these roadhogs who used to race up and down as fast as they could. Why?
Because the road was good.
The road was long.
The road was built to handle speeding cars like kyalami.

But then the complex management decided that enough was enough. and because they couldnt get the cops to come and put a speed trap inside a complex they decided to put speed bumps in the road to slow people down.

But when they realised that people were still driving, however slow up and down the road creating wear and tear on their lovely road. They locked the gate , locking the residents out of their complex, unable to get to their residencies where they were paying the complex management rent.

The end.

PS I hope the complex management get crotchrot

sounds like we're in the same complex, you in weltevreden park too?