Hey Friends
We experienced some problems with our invoicing server today.
Folks that created new accounts today did not receive their invoices and welcome emails.
This is an automatic process, however, our main server, Molly (naughty girl), did not send the invoices, but queued them instead.
She is currently busy working through her backlog of messages.
I am really sorry for the inconvenience caused. I have taken it upon myself to give Molly a good spanking, and made sure she will behave in the future.
Kind regards
MrBEEP
We experienced some problems with our invoicing server today.
Folks that created new accounts today did not receive their invoices and welcome emails.
This is an automatic process, however, our main server, Molly (naughty girl), did not send the invoices, but queued them instead.
She is currently busy working through her backlog of messages.
I am really sorry for the inconvenience caused. I have taken it upon myself to give Molly a good spanking, and made sure she will behave in the future.
Kind regards
MrBEEP
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