MidnightWizard
Executive Member
I have always had a good word for Telkom I never got on the ranting high horse
UNTIL NOW !




It seems with Telkom -- Plus ça change, plus c'est la même
WARNING: This is a long dreary depressing post ( even worse than SONA 2017 )
We have had ADSL with Telkom just about from forever
SO
We wanted to downgrade our Telkom ADSL package
Keep the line with Telkom 2Mb ADSL
Lose the 20GB softcap ( much too expensive )
Keep the email account ( had it for too long to attached to change )
OK
Sunday morning go to the Telkom direct shop at the mall at 08h45
Wait in the line
Speak to consultant who does the jiggery-pokery on his terminal
Half an hour later he informs us that there is an error and he cannot proceed and we must phone the support line
Tuesday ( life goes on ) phone support line WAIT WAIT WAIT -- speak to lady explain what is wanted
WAIT some more -- has to consult with supervisor
OK .........BUT Have to completely delete old account WTF ???????
Old account deleted new account created with the same email address ( Insisted on this )
PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS system is not responding -- will phone you back tomorrow morning
Of course you know what happens now -- NO-ONE PHONES BACK !
Thursday phone support number again -- WAIT WAIT WAIT -- another consultant tackles the problem
OK -- old account deleted -- new account created with same mail address HOORAY ( job reference number given )
Username and password details sent to mobile
Come to set up new account on router
HHhmm not connecting ???
Try the online password changer and get sent a code to the mobile
Insert code and proceed to change password ( can only find the one for the mail account ??? )
Password is accepted -- click on submit whoa ERROR ERROR ERROR WTF password cannot be changed
Phone support number again -- speak to another consultant -- this consultant says NO RECORD of previous job reference number !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tells me to phone back and this time speak to technical section
Another call this time to technical section WAIT WAIT WAIT -- I now have ANOTHER job reference number
AGAIN it actually means NOTHING as this "technical" consultant wants to refer me to some other section ( Sales )
Well at this point I was ready to commit not just wholesale murder but also the cruelest possible torture
I know the ADSL is activated as I can connect using the guest account details - PPP comes up fine and I get given a valid public IP address.
SO
WHERE and how to get a username and password that will actually work and allow me to connect to Telkoms ADSL ?
( Without committing wholesale slaughter ? )
Going to the dentist ( even for the removal of impacted wisdom teeth ) is more fun that trying to deal with TELKOM !
( Maybe someone could make a song or a movie out of it ? )
UNTIL NOW !
It seems with Telkom -- Plus ça change, plus c'est la même
WARNING: This is a long dreary depressing post ( even worse than SONA 2017 )
We have had ADSL with Telkom just about from forever
SO
We wanted to downgrade our Telkom ADSL package
Keep the line with Telkom 2Mb ADSL
Lose the 20GB softcap ( much too expensive )
Keep the email account ( had it for too long to attached to change )
OK
Sunday morning go to the Telkom direct shop at the mall at 08h45
Wait in the line
Speak to consultant who does the jiggery-pokery on his terminal
Half an hour later he informs us that there is an error and he cannot proceed and we must phone the support line
Tuesday ( life goes on ) phone support line WAIT WAIT WAIT -- speak to lady explain what is wanted
WAIT some more -- has to consult with supervisor
OK .........BUT Have to completely delete old account WTF ???????
Old account deleted new account created with the same email address ( Insisted on this )
PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS system is not responding -- will phone you back tomorrow morning
Of course you know what happens now -- NO-ONE PHONES BACK !
Thursday phone support number again -- WAIT WAIT WAIT -- another consultant tackles the problem
OK -- old account deleted -- new account created with same mail address HOORAY ( job reference number given )
Username and password details sent to mobile
Come to set up new account on router
HHhmm not connecting ???
Try the online password changer and get sent a code to the mobile
Insert code and proceed to change password ( can only find the one for the mail account ??? )
Password is accepted -- click on submit whoa ERROR ERROR ERROR WTF password cannot be changed
Phone support number again -- speak to another consultant -- this consultant says NO RECORD of previous job reference number !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tells me to phone back and this time speak to technical section
Another call this time to technical section WAIT WAIT WAIT -- I now have ANOTHER job reference number
AGAIN it actually means NOTHING as this "technical" consultant wants to refer me to some other section ( Sales )
Well at this point I was ready to commit not just wholesale murder but also the cruelest possible torture
I know the ADSL is activated as I can connect using the guest account details - PPP comes up fine and I get given a valid public IP address.
SO
WHERE and how to get a username and password that will actually work and allow me to connect to Telkoms ADSL ?
( Without committing wholesale slaughter ? )
Going to the dentist ( even for the removal of impacted wisdom teeth ) is more fun that trying to deal with TELKOM !
( Maybe someone could make a song or a movie out of it ? )