Pickup line

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Ask a girl to write down the following on a piece of paper in Afrikaans

Choose my most beautiful side.

Take the paper and ask her if you want her to do it now or at her place

 

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When did you first realise you were destined for a life of solitude?

Was watching that youtuber Mikaylah and saw it there

 

[genetic]

Isn't there a thread for stupid jokes like this?

 

[gregmcc]

And how often has this worked for you?

 

[skimread]

And how often has this worked for you?

I imagine the girl will have to be pretty drunk and already like you for it to work

 

[gregmcc]

In which case you don't need the line.

 

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Some more:

 

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[Drifter]

Hey, Dutch and Afrikaans arent the same. But ends up with the same result.

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Isn't there a thread for stupid jokes like this?

Indeed...it's called "The bin."

 

[ShaunSA]

Wtf is this schit?

 

[3WA]

/swoon

 

[FiestaST]

1.5/10

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

She South African or American?

 

[3WA]

She South African or American?

Looks like a Bloemfontein meisie to me. Can’t see how she could be confused for American.

 

[bwana]

She South African or American?

Australian judging by her accent.