@ Tharaxis - I respect your opinion, however it is not mine. Please try to positively contribute to this thread with a suggestion of an ISP.
Of what you're asking for, the following is true:
1) No ISP exists that will meet all your criteria, and of those who meet the most you won't go near them because you deem them liars.
2) Some of the information you're wanting is never going to be made available for competitive reasons.
3) Some of the information you're wanting is already available, whether you believe what it says or not.
4) The rest of the information you're wanting is irrelevant in determining the quality of a service.
So what I'm saying is, good luck, you aint going to find what you're looking for, because what you're looking for is completely unrealistic.