Post Your Monstrosities

[Hamster]

No wonder you lot are so sif.

What this map tells me is that marrying your first cousin tends to be beneficial to society. I'd much rather live in a blue country than a grey or red.

 

[Romeo_RX]

What this map tells me is that marrying your first cousin tends to be beneficial to society. I'd much rather live in a blue country than a grey or red.

It tells you that being allowed to marry your first cousin is good for society, not necessarily doing it.

But if you must

 

[Hamster]

It tells you that being allowed to marry your first cousin is good for society, not necessarily doing it.

But if you must

So let's keep it realistic and imagine you are at a family reunion for the first time in like 10 years. You go the kitchen of the woonstel in your uncle's back garden where you are sleeping over and find Magriet - your monstrosity of a first cousin - stuck in the tumble dryer:



After helping her out of the tumble dryer she says thank you, wants to get drinks with you and she's saving herself for marriage...

What do you do as a South African? (assume you dont mind never speaking to the rest of your family ever again)

 

[Romeo_RX]

So let's keep it realistic and imagine you are at a family reunion for the first time in like 10 years. You go the kitchen of the woonstel in your uncle's back garden where you are sleeping over and find Magriet - your monstrosity of a first cousin - stuck in the tumble dryer:

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After helping her out of the tumble dryer she says thank you, wants to get drinks with you and she's saving herself for marriage...

What do you do as a South African? (assume you dont mind never speaking to the rest of your family ever again)

Stupid damn limbic system!

 

[RedViking]

So let's keep it realistic and imagine you are at a family reunion for the first time in like 10 years. You go the kitchen of the woonstel in your uncle's back garden where you are sleeping over and find Magriet - your monstrosity of a first cousin - stuck in the tumble dryer:

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After helping her out of the tumble dryer she says thank you, wants to get drinks with you and she's saving herself for marriage...

What do you do as a South African? (assume you dont mind never speaking to the rest of your family ever again)

Take the Tumble Dryer and tell the family it was stolen of course.

 

[Polymathic]

Take the Tumble Dryer and tell the family it was stolen of course.

This is South Africa, so chances that the tumble dryer hasn't been working for years and said cousin is probably has a stash of a controlled substance in there.

 

[RedViking]

This is South Africa, so chances that the tumble dryer hasn't been working for years and said cousin is probably has a stash of a controlled substance in there.

In that case @Hamster 's big bum blond cousin has some explaining to do.

 

[Hamster]

In that case @Hamster 's big bum blond cousin has some explaining to do.

See, she comes with extras. First cousin marriage is making more sense by the minute.

 

[Polymathic]

See, she comes with extras. First cousin marriage is making more sense by the minute.

You're @news24 aren't you?

 

[Thugscub]

If I posted my monstrosity here I'd be banned forever.
/runs away, ducking the tail gunners.