Potential Senate candidate David Barton explains how abortion caused climate change

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"We opened a door that lost God's protection over our environment," said the Christian historian

The disastrous effects of global warming are most certainly man-made, said Christian historian David Barton. No, not because we’ve been burning fossil fuels. It’s because God is mad at us. And no, he’s not mad us for burning fossil fuels. All this “climate stuff that we can’t explain,” Barton explained in a conversation with televangelist Kenneth Copeland, is God’s judgment wrought down on us for, among other things, abortion.

Together, the two worked out this basic sequence of events to explain their alternative theory of climate change:

1. America voted in politicians who support abortion rights.

2. In so doing, we “opened the door to the curse,” which includes floods, tornadoes, murder and pedophilia.

Back in the days of early America, Barton explained, if crazy weather was happening, the first thing leaders would do is “call for a national day of repentance, humiliation, fasting and prayer … and today we’re saying, ‘Oh no, it’s global warming.’”

In reality, he said, “We opened a door that lost God’s protection over our environment and that’s our choice.”

Barton, who according to Mother Jones believes America should be governed by biblical law, is currently being pushed by Glenn Beck, among others, to challenge John Cornyn, R-Texas, for his Senate seat. From this, we can assume that he already has an updated climate plan in the works.
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All this “climate stuff that we can’t explain
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Actually in reality land almost all credible climate scientists are very confident that they can explain it
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Any crazy muppet can compete for the seat. It only becomes a problem when the crazies start winning in increasingly large numbers.

Sad thing is that in the US the average citizen is so thick they may actually put their weight behind this fruitloop.
 
How do these ppl get media coverage seriously?
 
porchrat said:
Any crazy muppet can compete for the seat. It only becomes a problem when the crazies start winning in increasingly large numbers.

Sad thing is that in the US the average citizen is so thick they may actually put their weight behind this fruitloop.
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You mean like how our lot put their weight behind Zuma? Seems to me like its a worldwide phenomenon.
 
XennoX said:
You mean like how our lot put their weight behind Zuma? Seems to me like its a worldwide phenomenon.
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Unfortunately I think you are right. So very sad... I try not to think about it as I start to lose faith in our species when I do. :(
 
Barton, who according to Mother Jones believes America should be governed by biblical law,
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So nobody will have to work on Saturday unless they want to get killed - that's going to get a lot of votes.
 
/Desperatly trying not to quote Jed Bartlett (Martin Sheen) from the West Wing again... trying... trying... Nope, can't help myself...

"I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?"

Biblical law... pffft. Christian historian... really? Also, Glenn Beck makes it into the story. Who'da thought? Apparently "crazy" DOES have it's own gravitational field.
 
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