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Here's something to spice up your sex life, it's called The Rodeo. While you're banging away, whisper in her ear that she's almost as good as her best friend/sister... then hold on for as long as you can.
 
BrendanD said:
Most porn positions are just awkward. They exist to make the camera man's life easier.

If you want to spice things up women are also receptive to books like the Karma Sutra.

The problem with the porn these days is that the gonzo degrading stuff is becoming the norm and couple friendly porn is harder to find.
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Sometimes screwing in whack positions can be fun, i have like 3 sex games and let me tell you that is really fun.

I must say porn has changed my take on ANAL, though it looks way better on camera than i think it would go in RL :D
 
Mila said:
Bwhahahaahahahaha! What to do if she likes it?:sick:
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha Oh my WORD! I just laughed sooo much now when I read the urban-dictionary explanation:

Procedure

The technique involves the man first completely shaving his pubic hair and placing it all where it can be easily reached, e.g. a bedside table. The man then has his woman perform fellatio on him to completion. As the man ejaculates, he attempts to coat the woman's face with his semen. Upon finishing, the man then grabs all of his loose pubic hair, throws it so that it sticks to the woman's face, and then points and yells, "Monkeyface!"
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...but this REALLY burst my spleen!

This technique is also referred to as the Abraham Lincoln because of the resulting beard.
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Veroland said:
Both me and my wife have made no secret of the fact that we watch porn, both together and sometimes alone. We even have a partition on our pc called "Porn"
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+1 Porn isnt an issue for us either, be it Movies, Pictures, or Webcam!

We find it amusing how people clam up about sex or porn, and get all jealous when one's partner flirts with another! Its all good fun ;)
 
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BrendanD said:
Most porn positions are just awkward. They exist to make the camera man's life easier.

If you want to spice things up women are also receptive to books like the Karma Sutra.
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Awkward? Lol, clearly you don't know how to do them. It's easy man and loads of fun.

Kama sutra is just like porn, but it has way more positions and is a whole lot of fun.
 
mercurial said:
Awkward? Lol, clearly you don't know how to do them. It's easy man and loads of fun.

Kama sutra is just like porn, but it has way more positions and is a whole lot of fun.
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Yea but the karma sutra is a bit more relaxed, porn the okes are just nuts and screw as hard as possible, this is not something that will go down well in real life. I sometimes feel sorry for the dude because the chick is going mad, must be flippin sore. Some of the scenes i have seen i think OMG they must be getting paid well cause they are screams of pain and not enjoyment, obviously this is legit porn and not some sick stuff :p
 
killadoob said:
Yea but karma sutra isa bit more relax, porn the okes just fuqing nuts and screw as hard as possible, this is not something that will go down well in real life.
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I was referring to the positions. The fact that men do porn the way they do is a behavioural issue. Kama sutra and porn have the same positions, except kama sutra has way more.
 
mercurial said:
I was referring to the positions. The fact that men do porn the way they do is a behavioural issue. Kama sutra and porn have the same positions, except kama sutra has way more.
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nope, porn has more positions than kama sutra.....by far! :D

this thread is gonna go epic :p

/smells another wave of sex-related threads coming again...lol
 
Keeper said:
nope, porn has more positions than kama sutra.....by far! :D

this thread is gonna go epic :p

/smells another wave of sex-related threads coming again...lol
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Clearly you have not seen any kama sutra books. There are possibly hundreds of positions. Porn only has about 6 or so that is commonly used.
 
mercurial said:
Clearly you have not seen any kama sutra books. There are possibly hundreds of positions. Porn only has about 6 or so that is commonly used.
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A large number of those hundreds of positions are just variations of the standard ones.
 
Keeper said:
nope, porn has more positions than kama sutra.....by far! :D

this thread is gonna go epic :p

/smells another wave of sex-related threads coming again...lol
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I have a karma sutra book, there are far more positions.

I also have 3 games and loads of positions. Go buy a game or book keep you will see plus a game will open a chicks mind up specially one that concentrates on oral to keep her wanting more and loads of positions to keep you well entertained.

Variations? So there is only way to kick a ball and 10 variations? there is only one type of delivery in cricket with 20 variations? Yikes pornstar you been stuck fapping for too long :p.
 
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