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BrendanD said:
Um, of course you can. Download a copy from Project Gutenberg if you don't believe me.
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That would be dumb. Kama sutra needs to be visually demonstrated, as are the ones that I've seen. Try explaining intricate positions through words and see how far you get.
 
Visual karma sutra FTW.

Ok so you need to take her legs bend 20 degrees south, then insert your hard cock and push in as deep as possible without blowing your load, then twist her around and ram it in as hard as you can :p

all that can be seen in a second :p
 
killadoob said:
I have shot my chick in the eye before but she would not stand still and let me face palm her with my jizz so the karma sutra won't mention the 3 load face position :p
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Lol, that people, is why i love this Forum - you can't think this stuff up!

killadoob said:
It will also not mention 2 30cm men screwing the **** out of a chicks butt because that is unrealistic, i have seen a lot of porn and most of it is unrealistic and painful not something the karma endorses.
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who cares what the kama sutra endorses? i'm talking about positions - klaar.
 
krycor said:
Yah when i see guys recognising them by name then.. warning lights should be going off :erm:
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Why warning lights? It's no different to watching mainstream cinema, you get to know directors, actors and studios. Movies are movies man. How else are you gonna get the good movies if you don't remember the names of your fave porno babes? :)
 
killadoob said:
Ok yes fine porn has more positions when using more than 2 people :p
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Yeah and it's only obvious that there would be more positions if more people are participating in the act. But even so, they are the same positions. It's just that there are more people participating. Kama sutra has more unique positions.
 
killadoob said:
I have shot my chick in the eye before but she would not stand still and let me face palm her with my jizz so the karma sutra won't mention the 3 load face position :p

It will also not mention 2 30cm men screwing the **** out of a chicks butt because that is unrealistic, i have seen a lot of porn and most of it is unrealistic and painful not something the karma endorses.
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killadoob said:
Visual karma sutra FTW.

Ok so you need to take her legs bend 20 degrees south, then insert your hard cock and push in as deep as possible without blowing your load, then twist her around and ram it in as hard as you can :p

all that can be seen in a second :p
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I sense an imminent thread closure approaching. :(
 
Well i hope if it comes to they just delete my posts, not so sure they would close the thread.

i am pretty sure people at work would see a porn thread and not click on it so it is only us and i doubt the people in here are offended or this thread would have done a long time ago.
 
This is the adult section, have you not noticed that? remember the g-spot thread, since then this is where the adults chat, the kiddies steer clear of it :p
 
killadoob said:
Well i hope if it comes to they just delete my posts, not so sure they would close the thread.

i am pretty sure people at work would see a porn thread and not click on it so it is only us and i doubt the people in here are offended or this thread would have done a long time ago.
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You know how nosey some ppl are, and your descriptions are rather... graphic.
 
KillerX said:
well done killadoob... ruin it for everyone...

:p
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O come on people here watch rocco but freak when i say hard CO$% :p

Seems a bit strange that people who watch porn would get put off by what i am saying i am sure people who are offended by porn would not be reading this thread and complaining because that would be crazy :p
 
killadoob said:
O come on people here watch rocco but freak when i say hard CO$% :p

Seems a bit strange that people who watch porn would get put off by what i am saying i am sure people who are offended by porn would not be reading this thread and complaining because that would be crazy :p
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Not us man, else we wouldn't be here. I'm talking bout other people who see it as degrading to women.
 
No sure porn but people who think it is degrading should not be reading it then, on forums we all have a choice if you choose to read a thread about a porn then read contribute and enjoy, no need to read threads that offend you and then worst of all go ape and moan to the mods :p
 
Well, once there was this one thread with a pic of guy with breasts on his face....
 
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