Property description - "hen & chicken"

Grant

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I have got into the habit of looking through the property section of the sunday papers to see what else I could have in a different area.
I live in the stupidly over priced "atlantic seaboard" area.

I keep looking south - kenilworth to constantia.

Now, fairly often, in the property description "hen & chicken" comes up.
What the hell does this actually mean - besides a garden ?
 

MandM

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Google is my friend :D

Upper Claremont: Hen and Chicken refers to the profile of these two animals formed by the section of Table Mountain overlooking this precinct.
 

Sinbad

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WTF is the difference between a hen and a chicken?
 

krycor

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Isn't it always chicken & hen estate.. Not the other way around. Anyway parents I guess live in that stretch.

It's sad though, most of the huge properties here are being subdivided into smaller ones with zero gardens.
 

Hosehead

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Hen and chicken refers to the profile of these two animals formed by the section of table mountain overlooking this precinct which is described as an "upmarket gated estate" - It's name is hen and chicken estate in upper claremont and was probably named by some estate agency or developer who had to dream up such crap to sell the things.
Once you leave the Seaboard you will find it difficult to adjust to other views. I moved from Camps briefly to Hout bay and nearly tore all my hair out because the Karbonkleberg blocks the Atlantic view and you never see cold fronts or the sun. Moved back to the Board proper and all was good again. Now I am dreading moving to the Bush. I think I made a huuuuuuuuuuggggeeee mistake but c'est la vie. Mozambique beaches are only a 3 hour jaunt away.
 

Hosehead

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But since you started on property descriptions lets continue with the marketing Hogwash, Estate agencies use to brand themselves.
The Agency names change as fast as numbers hitting the roulette wheel but the faces there remain the same.


Here is a great list of real estate company advertising slogans and real estate agent taglines that are currently used by some great real estate companies.

A good real estate agent doesn’t disappear once the closing papers are signed
A legend in the field of ____
A referral from you is the highest compliment I can receive!
A tradition of trust
A vision for your life
Above the Crowd
Advertisement Punchline: Building India
Beautiful investments
Beyond the sale
Buying a bigger home doesn’t necessarily mean spending more money
Call Pat … for your Real estate Chat
Click or Call We do it All
Colorful places to live and play
Coming soon to a closing near you!
Converting Transactions into Relationships
Creating real value in property and places
Dedicated to results
Doing Things For You Only #1 Can Do!
Don’t buy from me unless you are ready for success
Don’t Sell/Buy Homes Alone!
Edina Realty. Beyond the sale.
Everything I Touch Turns To Sold
Everything she/he touches turns to money
Experience has its rewards
For exceptional service, call
For more information about real solutions call
Great things happen when (name) gets involved
Helping you find the property of your dreams
His/her name is a household word
Homes and local scoop for the real estate obsessed
Homework is what I do best
I am here for the most important person of all
I did it again!
I’ll lead you the way home.
I’m your REALTOR. Welcome Home.
If time is of the essence, call
If you have the opportunity to suggest a real estate agent to anyone, think of me
If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional, wait till you hire an amateur
In a class by herself
In the best of company
It’s A Smart Move With HomeSmart!
It’s 6:30 am – do you know where your next home is going to be?
L.J. Hooker. Nobody does it better
Make Your Home An Island In The Sun
Making realty dreams a reality
More space between you and your neighbor.
My only purpose is to deliver successful results
NAR is The Voice for Real estate
No One Has More Experience Or Expertise To Help You Than An Agent Who Is A Realtor
Nobody does it better
Converting Transactions into Relationships
Outstanding Agents. Outstanding Results.
Own the Home Meant for You
Past performance is a guarantee of future success
Profit from my experience
Quality living from the team that cares.
Real Estate for Your World
Real Estate is our Life
Real Estate Services At Their Peak
Real value in a changing world
Realty Executives International. Experience excellence
Results that Move You
See you in nine months
Selling one yard at a time
Selling solutions, not promises
Service You Deserve. People You Trust
Solutions made easy
Some people change with the times
Teamwork from the team that works!
The Best in the Business
The keys to your home
The Only Realtor You Will Ever Want
The only two names you need to know for honest answers are
The Power Tools To Sell Your Home
The shortest distance between paradise and the place you call home
The sign of Experience
We Will Sell Your House, or ERA Will Buy It!
We’d like to do more business with people like you
When performance counts, call (name)
Where dreams come home
You can judge a person by the company they keep
You deserve the best!Hire _____!
You will be moving in the right direction with (name)
Your best investment opportunity won’t fit into a safety deposit box, but you can live in it
Your Edge in Real Estate
Your Home, Mi Casa
Your housing needs deserve the care of a specialist
Your number 1 Property Advisor
Your Realtor for Life!

And my favourite> Internationally Known, locally loved :wtf:
 
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