I guess this was inevitable!
Q. What do Mark Boucher and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What's the difference between Graeme Smith and George Bush?
A. George Bush has more victories.
Q. What is South Africa's best chance of a win at Kingsmead?
A. Telling the other team the match is at the Wanderers.
Q. How bad is the South African batting?
A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting order.
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. A South African batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What is the main function of the South African coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. What's the South African version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't South African fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What do you call a South African with 50 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Graeme Smith?
A His walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the South African touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.
Q. What does Graeme Smith and a drug addict have in common??
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the South African touring party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket uniforms.
Q. Why is Graeme Smith cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because he can get out without even trying.
And finally
Q. Why did Minky dump Graeme Smith?
A. Because he went in and out too quickly!
Q. What do Mark Boucher and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What's the difference between Graeme Smith and George Bush?
A. George Bush has more victories.
Q. What is South Africa's best chance of a win at Kingsmead?
A. Telling the other team the match is at the Wanderers.
Q. How bad is the South African batting?
A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting order.
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. A South African batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What is the main function of the South African coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. What's the South African version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't South African fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What do you call a South African with 50 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Graeme Smith?
A His walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the South African touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.
Q. What does Graeme Smith and a drug addict have in common??
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the South African touring party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket uniforms.
Q. Why is Graeme Smith cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because he can get out without even trying.
And finally
Q. Why did Minky dump Graeme Smith?
A. Because he went in and out too quickly!
