Public Urinating

lkswan747

lkswan747

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How many of Mybroadband users have an issue with people urinating in public? I have had numerous savages who stop in front of my front door and urinate on the pavement on the opposite side! There is a main road on the other side and a bit of shoulder between my street and the main road which is regularly used by the farking savages!
I am sure that there are a good few of you who could give me suggestions as to how to deal with the savages apart from becoming a killer!
Unfortunately SAPS are so useless that despite taking photo's of the culprits including the car and registration numbers, there is nothing I can do with the "evidence".
 
I dont buy the usual excuse that theres no public toilets. Cuz its always males. How come females dont do it.
 
lkswan747 said:
How many of Mybroadband users have an issue with people urinating in public? I have had numerous savages who stop in front of my front door and urinate on the pavement on the opposite side! There is a main road on the other side and a bit of shoulder between my street and the main road which is regularly used by the farking savages!
I am sure that there are a good few of you who could give me suggestions as to how to deal with the savages apart from becoming a killer!
Unfortunately SAPS are so useless that despite taking photo's of the culprits including the car and registration numbers, there is nothing I can do with the "evidence".
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I have a railway line opposite side of my house, same issue.
 
Yep, COVID lockdown has seen the amount of homeless people/addict's/thieves/muggers in my area go from 30 to 300 people, rivers of pi⁵⁵ around every corner, many out in the open in busy areas.

It is disgusting, having to navigate a dried out or still damp pee puddle every few metres. I'm very sympathetic to people struggling but I really can't wait till COVID regulations all fall away and they can get rounded up and bussed away into the sunset.

ಠ_ಠ
 
bixt said:
I dont buy the usual excuse that theres no public toilets. Cuz its always males. How come females dont do it.
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Females deliberately drink less water so that they dont have to urinate often. I face this issue a lot in cape town where there are almost no public toilets. The other day I was at Seapoint at around 8.30 at night and my son wanted to pee, all the public toilets were closed, so I had to rush home so that he can pee.
 
One solution possibly is pave the area around your wall so that water or pee runs back onto their shoes?
 
lkswan747 said:
I am sure that there are a good few of you who could give me suggestions as to how to deal with the savages apart from becoming a killer!
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You could spend the better part of your children's inheritance on potassium metal and then sprinkle chunks of it all over the roadside shoulder/pavement, and in so doing you could vanquish (well, perhaps bewilder) your perceived enemies.

Or you could face facts and save all that money and repeated efforts by having an honest talk with your children: More than a 100 billion people have urinated outside throughout the ages. (And make sure they know that's billion with a B.)

There are downsides no matter what you choose to do here - be prepared for the backlash when the penny drops as they become aware that THEIR PARENTS have partaken in Public Urination!!!
 
What about the dicks who whip out a little vienna and just piss wherever whenever?
Low life scum.
Go find a tree.
 
airborne said:
Yep, COVID lockdown has seen the amount of homeless people/addict's/thieves/muggers in my area go from 30 to 300 people, rivers of pi⁵⁵ around every corner, many out in the open in busy areas.

It is disgusting, having to navigate a dried out or still damp pee puddle every few metres. I'm very sympathetic to people struggling but I really can't wait till COVID regulations all fall away and they can get rounded up and bussed away into the sunset.

ಠ_ಠ
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Trust me, in my case, these are not homeless, they drive BMW's, Audi and Mercedes and stop to have a pi**.
 
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