You'll wake up tired if you haven't had enough sleep or if the quality of sleep you're getting is poor. No amount of caffeine will really help this fatigued feeling. Caffeine a few hours before you sleep is often the real killer here - it will disturb your sleep patterns and prevent you from reaching REM sleep and no matter how much sleep you get, this will be the result, unless you're one of the few people on this planet immune to the stuff. People will claim that coffee before bed has no impact on them, but their anecdotal evidence is always trumped by science, which shows time and time again that caffeine before bed affects your level of alertness the following day.
Now go through this process for months or even years, and you find yourself in a self-induced, chronic, sleep deprived state.
One of the best tools to wake you up is to write. It engages nearly every critical part of your brain that in turn will help you to mentally wake up. It doesn't matter what you write - write some hate-mail to your favourite service provider; write a novel day by early day; write a blog; write a joke etc. The physical bit is all about blood-flow, so a shower immediately after you wake up is your best bet here too. Going back to the quality sleep bit, you should also bear in mind that having a set routine will help tremendously. So going to bed at the same time and waking up at the same time every day is optimal.
As is understanding your sleep cycles - there is a myth that we sleep in 90 minute cycles and should therefore wake up in these intervals to ensure that we don't interrupt a cycle. You'll notice that some days you wake up feeling refreshed and ready for the day and others, under similar circumstances and times, result in you waking up already pissed off with the world and not ready to move from under the blanket. Well this is the problem with interrupting a deep sleep cycle. The myth is that we sleep in 90 minute patterns but the reality is that this is an average number. Because we go through a number of stages of sleep, just a few minutes off from 90 minutes will result in inconsistent results. In fact no more successful than random. What you can however do is buy something that monitors your sleep cycles and wakes you up properly based on this data. I'm considering buying a
Wakemate to help with this.
Just remember that:
Caffeine takes hours to metabolise out of your system correctly and you shouldn't go near the stuff in the hours before bed. If you're taking caffeine to wake up, you're probably doing so because of the caffeine in the first place. It is a vicious cycle.
Engage your brain and your body first thing in the morning.
Get into patterns that your body can use to "programme" itself. While it is a myth that it takes 21 days to form a habit (a myth started by a plastic surgeon from the 60s named Dr Maxwell Maltz) it will eventually form a habit, and your body will additionally programme your sleep cycles for you. You have to ask yourself, is one month or even two months of habitual investment in yourself worth it? It should be.
Personally, I pop a sleeping tablet (that happens to be my bi-polar medication as well) at night. I try to do so at the same time every night. The stuff zonks me to sleep in a half an hour flat. I (very reluctantly) do not hit the snooze button any longer, as it only aids in feeling worse as the body never reaches REM sleep in the time it takes the alarm to go off again. I jump straight in the pool, then straight in the shower (the temperature differential helps with bloodflow). I then write a piece in a book I'm working on (I steer clear of work and forums at this time as they're both addictive) or I write a recipe for dinner that night. At this point sleep is a long-forgotten memory and I'm wide awake.
I've been doing this now for 3 months (on-and-off which isn't great) but it absolutely has a positive impact on my productivity and I have less of a proclensity towards tiredness through the day. I'm also far, far happier a person (yes, this is me happy). My piss-poor sleeping habits were contributing towards my depressive episodes and my own anecdotal evidence ties up with science in this respect.
All in all, sleep has become a fundamental part of my life. Where I used to view it as an unproductive nuisance and interruption, I now see it as a tool to keeping me sane, happy and productive, and the majority of that doesn't come in how I fall asleep, but rather how I wake up. The waking up activities have their own positive benefits too.
Meds are now kicking in...