R20,000 for one Uber Eats delivery

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Next thing you know they'll tell us who it was and what they ordered.
 
Would be really cool to see this data compared to user BMI or some other fattie indicator.
 
3WA said:
Would be really cool to see this data compared to user BMI or some other fattie indicator.
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Bullschit Mass Index.

I'd go for some other Indicator of Fatness :ROFL:

Edit: then, we're assuming people are buying KFC and the likes, and not "normal" food you can order from a restaurant.
 
Kirsten Minnaar said:
another using the app 364 days a year.
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Bliksis said:
Bullschit Mass Index.
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Fattie hate BMI. Yes, it can be inaccurate if you have lots of muscle, but if you have enough muscle to throw off your BMI, you already know about it because you lift regularly, and you wear size 34 pants, so you just sit there quietly flexing when someone mentions BMI. It's always a fattie that says But what about muscle mass? when someone mentions BMI.
 
This includes one user who ordered Beef Brisket Ramen and wrote, “In the swirling mists of your ramen creation, I’ve a trifling, yet bold, culinary sensation.”

“Dear chef, in your pot of wonders so vast, might I request, not one egg be cast, but three! Oh yes, three jolly eggs indeed, to accompany my noodles in their hour of need.”
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I feel the urge to swipe left and I'm not even on that app anymore. This guy definitely owns a replica katana and watches isekai nonstop.
 
3WA said:
Fattie hate BMI. Yes, it can be inaccurate if you have lots of muscle, but if you have enough muscle to throw off your BMI, you already know about it because you lift regularly, and you wear size 34 pants, so you just sit there quietly flexing when someone mentions BMI. It's always a fattie that says But what about muscle mass? when someone mentions BMI.
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Blah blah same old argument. Even "average" people are probably more overweight than they think they are, according to the bullschit mass index. Some even morbidly so, mind you.

I'm not a fattie, but I'm no bodybuilder either. I practice recreational powerlifting (not as seriously as before lockdown sadly), wear size 38 pants for the past 20 years already. I do not jog or cycle, but I'm reasonably fit. I am not ripped by a long shot, but I'm not jelly either.

But, for 20 years (probably more if I counted back then), I've been on death's door because I'm morbidly obese, and I need to lose about 45 kg. Yeah right.

I'm pretty sure most rugby forwards are also on the verge of death. :ROFL:
 
Bliksis said:
Blah blah same old argument. Even "average" people are probably more overweight than they think they are, according to the bullschit mass index. Some even morbidly so, mind you.

I'm not a fattie, but I'm no bodybuilder either. I practice recreational powerlifting (not as seriously as before lockdown sadly), wear size 38 pants for the past 20 years already. I do not jog or cycle, but I'm reasonably fit. I am not ripped by a long shot, but I'm not jelly either.

But, for 20 years (probably more if I counted back then), I've been on death's door because I'm morbidly obese, and I need to lose about 45 kg. Yeah right.

I'm pretty sure most rugby forwards are also on the verge of death. :ROFL:
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Sounds to me like you have some muscle on you.

And also fat.
 
Lol, BMI. I have moobs and a belly, wear a size 38 pants, have little muscle mass and small bones. I'm what you would consider unhealthy but my BMI is normal. The flaw is that it does not take body composition into account.
 
3WA said:
Sounds to me like you have some muscle on you.

And also fat.
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Indeed.

But the doctors are not concerned even though on paper I'm on borrowed time. Takes my height, weight and measurements quarterly, no medication changes, pat on the back. Bye.

They have to find another measurement. BMI is just too vague.
 
Bliksis said:
I'm not a fattie, but I'm no bodybuilder either. I practice recreational powerlifting (not as seriously as before lockdown sadly), wear size 38 pants for the past 20 years already. I do not jog or cycle, but I'm reasonably fit. I am not ripped by a long shot, but I'm not jelly either.
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Yep.

You're perfectly fine and NOT obese at all.
 
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Kirsten Minnaar said:
And another using the app 364 days a year.
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I doubt this is personal spend. At my previous office, we had an oke from another country who used to order on Uber Eats everyday... As he travelled to SA for client work, it was billed to the client....
 
20k on a single uber order?

who wants to bet there's a couple of high class escorts on there posing as a take away?
 
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