Robert Mugabe rumored to have collapsed

[ColonelJAck]

Good. Rot in hell you scum.

I think the reason he has survived this long is because neither heaven nor hell want him.

 

[Ekstasis]

Some say he found immortality through voodoo magic and pays someone to polish his face, all we know is he's called The Dick

 

[grok]

In his latest post, Baba Jukwa says that security has been tightened at State House but there is no information on Mugabe.

"If it is true that he has died, they are likely to keep his body refrigerated until security chiefs pass the nod to announce," Baba Jukwa said.

"When that will be? It could even be 6 months later. This is the way to do it in line with protocol.

Hmm .. given that it's protocol peeps weren't altogether wrong to speculate the same was possible in Mandela's case.

Regardless, I sincerely hope the rumours about Mugabe's imminent demise are not exaggerated.

 

[Picard]

It will take much more than robs death to start sorting out Zim. The rot is all the way down now, he is just the figurehead in a way

I will settle for just him to go.

 

[ToxicBunny]

I will settle for just him to go.

As would I. But it won't fix the country... it would just be nice to see him gone.

 

[McSack]

Indeed he thinks he is the great hero of Zimbabwe.

Considering how the last elections went ... most of Zimbabwe thinks so too :erm:

 

[blunomore]

Staged road accidents are a common form of assassination in Zimbabwe.

Despite the denials issued by Tsvangirai himself, I still wonder about that car accident in which his wife died and he was injured....