SA Politics Thread Part 12

[ShaunSA]

Where did you get that story, the ANC can pay it's staff.

Boy is there a suprise waiting for you this crismis

 

[Solarion]

While right wingers are screaming white genocide, we are quietly moving tax payer money into our pockets.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996245224197083316

Fixed.

South Africa's entire economy is the size of Wallmart.
Nvidia's net value is 4 times larger than South Africa's entire economy, who's GDP is on a par with the state of Vermont, US, which has a population of 650,000 people.

 

[TheChamp]

Boy is there a suprise waiting for you this crismis

I can do with another gift.

 

[ForceFate]

Duduzile's replacement has been found, it is another daughter.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996501749461553218

It's a family trust. They have to have family members in there to maintain control.

 

[TheChamp]

It's a family trust. They have to have family members in there to maintain control.

Apparently the children of that uncontrollable NDZ are the ones who opened a case against Dudu.

 

[ShaunSA]

Apparently the children of that uncontrollable NDZ are the ones who opened a case against Dudu.

How the **** do they keep track of whose child is whose?

 

[TheChamp]

How the **** do they keep track of whose child is whose?

Maybe uBaba asks them who their mothers are when they come to visit.

 

[ForceFate]

Apparently the children of that uncontrollable NDZ are the ones who opened a case against Dudu.

A battle worth watching.

 

[ShaunSA]

A battle worth watching.

I have seen most of the kids. Unless Duduzane is in I am watching fokoli

 

[ForceFate]

How the **** do they keep track of whose child is whose?

I can identify many of my distant relatives. JZ has been at it for longer.

 

[ShaunSA]

I can identify many of my distant relatives. JZ has been at it for longer.

All you democraticrepublicofcongolesians look the same to me

 

[TheChamp]

A battle worth watching.

Looks like generally all the children have accepted Dudu as their Boss except NDZ's children, I wonder if they will able to convince Edward to be an ally.

 

[ToxicBunny]

Jacob having a bit of a torrid time with those captured judges

https://www.news24.com/southafrica/judge-dismisses-zumas-bid-to-appeal-order-on-repayment-of-r289m-state-funded-legal-costs-20251204-0730

Gonna need to sell a few hundred more poor unwitting souls to Vlads meatgrinder.

 

[TheChamp]

At this rate they must just make him the permanent friend of the court.

 

[Solarion]

Yep, that would be stooping to the Orange baby's level.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996289878884012289

The value of US/South Africa trade is $26.2 billion per year.
The value of US/France trade is $164.3 billion per year.
The value of US/German trade is $280–290 billion per year.
The value of US/UK trade is $340.1 billion per year.
The value of US/Canada trade is $909.1 billion per year.
The value of US/Japan trade is $319.2 billion per year.

The value of South Africa/France trade is $2.3 billion per year.
The value of South Africa/German trade is $23 billion per year.
The value of South Africa/UK trade is $18.2 billion per year.
The value of South Africa/Canada trade is $2.9 billion per year.
The value of South Africa/Japan trade is $7.2 billion per year.

US Total Trade Value (Excluding South Africa)
The US's overall total trade volume (goods + services, exports + imports) with the world in 2024 was approximately $6.1 trillion, based on official BEA data (exports ~$3.1T; imports ~$3.0T). Subtracting the bilateral trade with South Africa ($26.2 billion) yields a total of $6,073.8 billion (Six trillion, seventy-three billion, eight hundred million dollars) with all other partners.

South Africa's Total Trade Value (Excluding the US)
South Africa's overall total trade volume (goods + services, exports + imports) with the world in 2024 was approximately $258.8 billion, based on SARS and WTO-aligned estimates (merchandise ~$240B, with services adding ~$18.8B). Subtracting the bilateral trade with the US ($26.2 billion) yields a total of $232.6 billion (Two hundred thirty-two billion, six hundred million dollars.)
with all other partners.

Lobbying countries to boycott US G20 would be ‘unconstructive’ - presidency

 

[TheChamp]

Things are starting to heat up for Macingwane.

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

You want innocent people behind bars?

Better yet. Since Chumpy wants to do BEEEEEE for the next 150 years, I think we should just look at all immigrants to South Africa the past 150 years and their descendants, send them home. No need to cage them up or expose them to Xenophobia.

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

"We will not be bullied" - Ramaphosa
"Trump is the leader of a white supremacist movment" - Ronald Lamola
"Trump is a white supremacist" - Ibrahim Rasool
"America is using vaccine apartheid against us!" - Ramaphosa

The ANC has been throwing it's toys out of the cot for a very long time. No amount of cool, calm and collected gaslighting can paint that reality away.

Laughing, mocking and strutting around like a chess pigeon won't help either. You guys are only digging that hole deeper.

Of course, nothing has been said about expropriation without compensation for foreign companies. It was ~2019 I think.

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Uh huh.

President Ramaphosa and Prime Minister Starmer commit to deepen ties

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@TheChamp So, I will ask you again: Why do you think the EU and the UK are cheering the ANC on? And if you are able, Champ, this time let's try to do it without the usual deflection. I would have thought you'd want to know why. Are you afraid of what you might learn?

Imagine how funny it would be if somebody pissed off the country that didn't colonize Africa, then turns to the countries that did to bail it out when the one who didn't has had enough. That would be ironical ...

 

[Inertia]

While Dada is preoccupied with ANC leadership battles, we are taking it upon ourselves to do his job. Andrek will probably come pose for a picture and take credit...

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@TheChamp insists that this is fake news and there are no potholes in JHB