Scientests finally devise the perfect handshake.

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Please refer to title, thank you.
 
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If you honestly need a guide, perhaps rather stay in your cave. :erm:

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Especially those ****ers who try and crush your hand.
 
Handshaking is for internet protocols. Fist punches are how real men do it. :D
 
phenom said:
Beattie's steps to the perfect handshake, for both men and women, are: use the right hand; a complete grip and a firm squeeze (but not too strong); a cool and dry palm; approximately three shakes, with a medium level of vigour, held for no longer than two to three seconds.

The handshake must also be executed with eye contact kept throughout and a good natural smile with an appropriate verbal statement, according to the scientist.
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WoW ... being a scientist is srzbzns!
 
copacetic said:
If you honestly need a guide, perhaps rather stay in your cave. :erm:

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Especially those ****ers who try and crush your hand.
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The worst thing about your average hand crusher is that he also tends to close his grip early, catching your hand round the fingers and not around the palm. One is now caught in a stupid effeminate grip which makes you look like twice the p_ssy.
 
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BCO said:
The worst thing about your average hand crusher is that he also tends to close his grip early, catching your hand round the fingers and not around the palm. One is now caught in a stupid effeminate grip which makes you look like twice the p_ssy.
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Indeed. I am glad to know I am not alone in this. :p
 
I hate the wet fish handshake as much as I hate the early hand crusher.
 
Scientists find formula for a perfect handshake

The perfect handshake now has a formula!!!

PH = √ (e2 + ve2)(d2) + (cg + dr)2 + π{(4<s>2)(4<p>2)}2 + (vi + t + te)2 + {(4<c>2 )(4<du>2)}2

(e) is eye contact (1=none; 5=direct) 5; (ve) is verbal greeting (1=totally inappropriate; 5=totally appropriate) 5; (d) is Duchenne smile - smiling in eyes and mouth, plus symmetry on both sides of face, and slower offset (1=totally non-Duchenne smile (false smile); 5=totally Duchenne) 5; (cg) completeness of grip (1=very incomplete; 5=full) 5; (dr) is dryness of hand (1=damp; 5=dry) 4; (s) is strength (1= weak; 5=strong) 3; (p) is position of hand (1=back towards own body; 5=other person's bodily zone) 3; (vi) is vigour (1=too low/too high; 5=mid) 3; (t) is temperature of hands (1=too cold/too hot; 5=mid) 3; (te) is texture of hands (5=mid; 1=too rough/too smooth) 3; (c) is control (1=low; 5=high) 3; (du) is duration (1= brief; 5=long) 3.
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http://newslite.tv/2010/07/16/scientists-find-formula-for-a.html
Researchers claim they have discovered a formula for perfect handshake... and it's much more complicated than you would think.
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http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/07/16/scientists-reveal-secrets-perfect-handshake/
Scientists Thursday unveiled a step-by-step guide to an age-old custom the average person performs 15,000 times during their life -- the handshake.
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I dunno....

Normally I would say Because you should specify "mybroadband.co.za" as the site...

Rather than "http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/"

But that does not seem to help in this case.

Anyway, you should add tags to the thread when you create it... there is specific field for you to add up to five tag words when you create the thread.

It works when you search on a different word .... http://www.google.co.za/search?hl=en&q=devise+site:mybroadband.co.za&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
 
Britain's bloated welfare state spending the taxpayer's money on something truly useful and beneficial, as usual.

You know... Sometimes I boot up the old Half-Life just to beat on some of these useless state scientists. :p Frikken nerds forcing everyone to subsidise their arbitrary nerdy hobbies...
 
general_koffi said:
Britain's bloated welfare state spending the taxpayer's money on something truly useful and beneficial, as usual.

You know... Sometimes I boot up the old Half-Life just to beat on some of these useless state scientists. :p Frikken nerds forcing everyone to subsidise their arbitrary nerdy hobbies...
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lol +1
 
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