Selfish lover

Had to do this with my ex. Used whipped cream. In about a year and a half, I went down on him twice cause I didn't like the smell/taste. He even washed his ding dong before we got nasty but the smell of soap made me nauseous. I'm fairly certain it was just him that made me nauseous. The guy I'm seeing now, I don't mind going down on him at all, or the guy before him... or the guy before him....

(I'm not a fan of cum so it's been a big thing getting over the last 2 years)

We all have a our own scents and tastes and diet can affect them as well. So yeah, one person may be easier to go down on while another may just be repulsive. And then even these can be subjective. Someone else may find your ex to smell/taste good.
 
I seriously don't get the hype of a BJ. I honestly don't.

Maybe just not my cup of tea :o

It is how it is done, that is key.

You do know how sensitive the glans are? A women that can work some magic there with her tongue, you'll be all kinds of stupid.
 
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I'm more concerned by the fact that licking an armpit is more adventurous than a chick finger banging my anus!!

This is what I dont understand. For me a hot guys armpit is delicious and a natural place to go to smell him. Maybe for straight guys they want to smell nice flowery scents on a woman..and a guy that has nice cologne is great too .... but it is not what is going to turn me into a animal that is going to want to pin your arms above your head, lick and smell you and bite your neck. /shrug.
 
I'm more concerned by the fact that licking an armpit is more adventurous than a chick finger banging my anus!!

This is what I dont understand. For me a hot guys armpit is delicious and a natural place to go to smell him. Maybe for straight guys they want to smell nice flowery scents on a woman..and a guy that has nice cologne is great too .... but it is not what is going to turn me into a animal that is going to want to pin your arms above your head, lick and smell you and bite your neck. /shrug.
 
This is what I dont understand. For me a hot guys armpit is delicious and a natural place to go to smell him. Maybe for straight guys they want to smell nice flowery scents on a woman..and a guy that has nice cologne is great too .... but it is not what is going to turn me into a animal that is going to want to pin your arms above your head, lick and smell you and bite your neck. /shrug.

This is really disturbing :/
 
This is what I dont understand. For me a hot guys armpit is delicious and a natural place to go to smell him. Maybe for straight guys they want to smell nice flowery scents on a woman..and a guy that has nice cologne is great too .... but it is not what is going to turn me into a animal that is going to want to pin your arms above your head, lick and smell you and bite your neck. /shrug.

as opposed to a chick getting lost and "accidentally" slips her index into my marmite pot... that will definitely turn me into an animal... but one of those that KILL!! KILL!! KILL!! DESTROY!! DESTROY!! DESTROY!!
 
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