Selfish lover

If going down on her is a chore then don't do it. I do it because I like it and expect nothing in return. Sounds like you're doing it with the expectation of being sucked off :D I prefer having a shag over being sucked off anyway :o

Hear hear

/pours a glass of vodka
 
Jirre... where has this thread been all my life? :D

@Ninja'd, have you got a link to that separate thread yet?
 
anyone mention Pineapple juice yet?

Its just a myth I believe. If pineapples did the trick then all sweet fruits could work equally as well.
Maybe OP can convince her on flavoured cum. Take her to Fruit and Veg City and let her choose. Women love shopping so ideal prep.
 
Its just a myth I believe. If pineapples did the trick then all sweet fruits could work equally as well.
Maybe OP can convince her on flavoured cum. Take her to Fruit and Veg City and let her choose. Women love shopping so ideal prep.

A begrudging blowjob is worse than none at all... show her the door...
 
Its just a myth I believe. If pineapples did the trick then all sweet fruits could work equally as well.
Maybe OP can convince her on flavoured cum. Take her to Fruit and Veg City and let her choose. Women love shopping so ideal prep.

It's not. Did this experiment with my partner.

First I cut coffee from my diet entirely while keeping the rest the same. Taste changed SLIGHTLY (for the better) after 10 days. After 3 weeks taste was the same. So no improvement beyond the change after 10 days.

Read about the pineapple story and ate pineapple and drank homemade pineapple juice like crazy for 14 days. MARKED change in taste according to my partner. Salty taste almost completely gone replaced with a sweet candy like taste. This one is not a myth. Granted the amount of pineapple I consumed was bordering on ludicrous, but still, it worked. Went from tasting so so to tasting delicious. Never had so many in mouth swallow finishes in my life during that time.

So definitely try it yourself.

I have as yet not tried this with other fruit as I've not read about any other fruit affecting the taste to this extent. Use it. Don't use it.
 
Either one is compatible or one is not. I've never understood the concept of changing one's lifestyle to suit one's partner.

It's like wearing different clothing because they like it. Or growing a beard because they like it. Why would one do that?
 
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