Sharknado

Heres what you missing out on. Things to be learnt from Sharknado

•Hurricanes hit California

•One minute, the surf is calm, then 20-30 foot waves crash thru windows at bars on the pier, then, in long shots, the ocean is calm

•The sun shines in hurricanes

•Streets are bone dry after a hurricane passes then, surprisingly, streets are flooded

•Hurricanes pass in minutes

•Beverly Hills houses have their own internal gravity.

•The sun and shade change back and forth every other second.

•Sharks like biting people even in 1 foot of water.

•Water can be 5 feet deep in a house but outside but you can walk/run to your car and the driveway is only wet, not flooded

•A whole class of kids can fit in one ambulance.

•You'll never see a giant chunk of the Hollywood sign falling on you.

•Sharks can bite through metal

•Always jump for safety when your vehicles blow up 100ft. away.

•The car waits until everyone is a safe distance away before it explodes

•Sharks, unlike humans, can be swept up in tornados and not be killed by debris being swirled at 150+MPH

•Surfers are automatic experts on wildlife and freak weather phenomenon.

•Jerks die first.

•There are no marine creatures in the ocean near L.A. other than sharks

•All sharks are very large, constantly hungry, and can apparently breathe out of water

•Its safe to fly a helicopter in/near a tornado

•Bombs destroy tornados.

•Flying sharks will immediately drop out of the sky when shot by bullets

•A chain saw can get you out of a sharks stomach

•When giant sharks are raining all over the town and buildings are on fire, there will still only be one or two emergency sirens and plenty of cars on the highway

•Sharks do not use their teeth when flying

•Great Whites can survive in chlorine water

•If you light one gallon of gasoline that was poured into a full swimming pool, the entire pool explodes.

•A Hummer with Nitrous and full of people can outrun a cop car.

•During car chase and escape scenes, the roads are bone dry, only to be flooded a second later.

•You can shoot sharks out of the sky with a semi-automatic handgun like a video game if they were blown out of a tornado

•Flying sharks can take whole limbs off.

•When jumping into the mouth of a huge flying shark, chainsaw first, that not only kills the shark, it doesn't hurt the girl inside the shark that was just with your son in the helicopter.

•Van Nuys is about 2 miles from Downtown Los Angeles.

•Sharks only fall out of the sky exactly where a human has slipped and fallen on the floor, and they are always strategically aimed with their jaws pointed toward the person's feet.

•A shotgun or a handgun can be powerful enough to knock a huge shark out of the air but will not send the user flying backwards from the recoil.

•Climatology is no longer a statistical science: global warming can now be pinpointed as the exact cause of a specific hurricane.

•A car with a small gas leak will explode.

•Weatherstripping in Beverly Hills is the best in the world; you can turn your whole house into an aquarium and no water will spill out until the walls finally fail.

•Shooting a shark in the head with a handgun will cause its head to explode like it had just eaten a stick of dynamite.

•While driving through a raging hurricane, the rain will fall straight down the side windows of your car when instead it should be angling toward the rear of the car.

•While a hurricane is hitting the city, it is a perfect time for some people at a retirement home to go swimming in a pool.

•A small chainsaw that would have a hard time cutting a small tree limb much less a tree, will be able to cut a flying shark in half lengthwise in less than one second.

•Don't forget the bar stool.
 
It take it this is the same kind of movie as Birdemic
 
Then there's this ...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1886644/

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In 10 years time people will still be watching Sharknado.

Will anyone even remember Depp's Lone Ranger?

:p
 
I still cannot believe that they actually made this movie
 
ghostbuster said:
Heres what you missing out on. Things to be learnt from Sharknado

•Hurricanes hit California

•One minute, the surf is calm, then 20-30 foot waves crash thru windows at bars on the pier, then, in long shots, the ocean is calm

•The sun shines in hurricanes

•Streets are bone dry after a hurricane passes then, surprisingly, streets are flooded

•Hurricanes pass in minutes

•Beverly Hills houses have their own internal gravity.

•The sun and shade change back and forth every other second.

•Sharks like biting people even in 1 foot of water.

•Water can be 5 feet deep in a house but outside but you can walk/run to your car and the driveway is only wet, not flooded

•A whole class of kids can fit in one ambulance.

•You'll never see a giant chunk of the Hollywood sign falling on you.

•Sharks can bite through metal

•Always jump for safety when your vehicles blow up 100ft. away.

•The car waits until everyone is a safe distance away before it explodes

•Sharks, unlike humans, can be swept up in tornados and not be killed by debris being swirled at 150+MPH

•Surfers are automatic experts on wildlife and freak weather phenomenon.

•Jerks die first.

•There are no marine creatures in the ocean near L.A. other than sharks

•All sharks are very large, constantly hungry, and can apparently breathe out of water

•Its safe to fly a helicopter in/near a tornado

•Bombs destroy tornados.

•Flying sharks will immediately drop out of the sky when shot by bullets

•A chain saw can get you out of a sharks stomach

•When giant sharks are raining all over the town and buildings are on fire, there will still only be one or two emergency sirens and plenty of cars on the highway

•Sharks do not use their teeth when flying

•Great Whites can survive in chlorine water

•If you light one gallon of gasoline that was poured into a full swimming pool, the entire pool explodes.

•A Hummer with Nitrous and full of people can outrun a cop car.

•During car chase and escape scenes, the roads are bone dry, only to be flooded a second later.

•You can shoot sharks out of the sky with a semi-automatic handgun like a video game if they were blown out of a tornado

•Flying sharks can take whole limbs off.

•When jumping into the mouth of a huge flying shark, chainsaw first, that not only kills the shark, it doesn't hurt the girl inside the shark that was just with your son in the helicopter.

•Van Nuys is about 2 miles from Downtown Los Angeles.

•Sharks only fall out of the sky exactly where a human has slipped and fallen on the floor, and they are always strategically aimed with their jaws pointed toward the person's feet.

•A shotgun or a handgun can be powerful enough to knock a huge shark out of the air but will not send the user flying backwards from the recoil.

•Climatology is no longer a statistical science: global warming can now be pinpointed as the exact cause of a specific hurricane.

•A car with a small gas leak will explode.

•Weatherstripping in Beverly Hills is the best in the world; you can turn your whole house into an aquarium and no water will spill out until the walls finally fail.

•Shooting a shark in the head with a handgun will cause its head to explode like it had just eaten a stick of dynamite.

•While driving through a raging hurricane, the rain will fall straight down the side windows of your car when instead it should be angling toward the rear of the car.

•While a hurricane is hitting the city, it is a perfect time for some people at a retirement home to go swimming in a pool.

•A small chainsaw that would have a hard time cutting a small tree limb much less a tree, will be able to cut a flying shark in half lengthwise in less than one second.

•Don't forget the bar stool.
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WTF! Spoiler alert dude!
 
Well, I read the book and it wasn't that bad :p
 
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