Single Again...getting back into the game

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brixton tower

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I'm reaching out to all my past FWB and I'm only getting negative responses...they say they want to be elevated to "girlfriend" status but they can't, they were never girlfriend material in the first place. I'd hate to be trawling the web or stalking people for sex...I just want to get over this hump until I'm ready to get into a proper relationship again without having to make BS promises.
 
The_Right_Honourable_Brit

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abzo said:
Don't you run a dating website? Hook the brother up.

Alternatively, go to cumtree if you're looking for fwbs.
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Nope. He has some software which scans dating website databases, which are all basically the same.

But yes, if bio knew what Brixton wanted in terms of the characteristics of a girl, he could hook him up.
 
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I have a friend... His name is Tjomma... He knows girls that will gladly help you at R1500 per night
 
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brixton tower said:
That's way beyond my budget...I'd prefer there's no exchange of currency, that way the lady won't feel like a hoe.
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Aunt Palm and her Five Daughters are always available, free of charge.

Just jizz and get it out of your system. I'm still waiting for lady right, she will be there soon. I'm waiting patiently. I'm not sitting back and doing nothing, but I'm not rushing into bonking everything left and right either.

If you are comfortable with one night stands and flings or no strings attached excursions then it's fine, I'm not. I want to be able to look my new lady in the eyes with a clean slate and a clean ding dong :p ;) :D
 
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|tera| said:
Aunt Palm and her Five Daughters are always available, free of charge.

Just jizz and get it out of your system. I'm still waiting for lady right, she will be there soon. I'm waiting patiently. I'm not sitting back and doing nothing, but I'm not rushing into bonking everything left and right either.

If you are comfortable with one night stands and flings or no strings attached excursions then it's fine, I'm not. I want to be able to look my new lady in the eyes with a clean slate and a clean ding dong :p ;) :D
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The build-up of jizz these last few weeks is driving me nuts but I refuse to fap- that's against my culture...jizz should be excreted during the act of coitus!
 
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brixton tower said:
The build-up of jizz these last few weeks is driving me nuts but I refuse to fap- that's against my culture...jizz should be excreted during the act of coitus!
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As you prefer bro, it's not my willy :p ;) :D
 
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|tera| said:
Aunt Palm and her Five Daughters are always available, free of charge.

Just jizz and get it out of your system. I'm still waiting for lady right, she will be there soon. I'm waiting patiently. I'm not sitting back and doing nothing, but I'm not rushing into bonking everything left and right either.

If you are comfortable with one night stands and flings or no strings attached excursions then it's fine, I'm not. I want to be able to look my new lady in the eyes with a clean slate and a clean ding dong :p ;) :D
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Very good choice :)

Although in today's day and age you might wait quite a while for a clean lady right...
 
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Chris said:
Nope. He has some software which scans dating website databases, which are all basically the same.

But yes, if bio knew what Brixton wanted in terms of the characteristics of a girl, he could hook him up.
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Ok looking for:

Age : 21-26
Height : 1.58-1.67
Education : Degree/Diploma. No PhD.
Body shape : Slim
Breasteses : 32B - 34D
Non-smoker.
No widows or divorcees.
No children.
Must love pets.
Anal virgin.
Must speak English.
No lip piercings. Nose piercing negotiable.
 
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HavocXphere

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abzo said:
Ok looking for:

Age : 21-26
Height : 1.58-1.67
Education : Degree/Diploma. No PhD.
Body shape : Slim
Breasteses : 32B - 34D
Non-smoker.
No widows or divorcees.
No children.
Must love pets.
Anal virgin.
Must speak English.
No lip piercings. Nose piercing negotiable.
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Some weird requirements you've got there.:erm:
 
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brixton tower

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abzo said:
Ok looking for:

Age : 21-26
Height : 1.58-1.67
Education : Degree/Diploma. No PhD.
Body shape : Slim
Breasteses : 32B - 34D
Non-smoker.
No widows or divorcees.
No children.
Must love pets.
Anal virgin.
Must speak English.
No lip piercings. Nose piercing negotiable.
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She should be closer to 26, be able to read a book which contains no pictures and speak either Klingon or Valyrian.
 
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