So, One Year Later

[Nick333]

Challenge accepted:

Jesus. One post from a year ago. I don't preach alphaness, I just am alpha.

 

[googoodoll]

mmmm ok so that is not a fantasy of yours then. mmmmm how about you dress as a greasy mechanic in coveralls and I bring my car in for a oil change, you try rip me off with a inflated price (for believability sakes), I strip my moer ... you rip my clothes off and shag me over the wheel balancing machine thing.

That sounds romantic and creepy at the same time...

 

[Ockie]

That sounds romantic and creepy at the same time...

 

[Nick333]

mmmm ok so that is not a fantasy of yours then. mmmmm how about you dress as a greasy mechanic in coveralls and I bring my car in for a oil change, you try rip me off with a inflated price (for believability sakes), I strip my moer ... you rip my clothes off and shag me over the wheel balancing machine thing.

Yikes!

/ phones Ockie's SO to tell him he's reg.

 

[Ockie]

Yikes!

/ phones Ockie's SO to tell him he's reg.

 

[Ancalagon]

Considering how most 35 year olds will be wondering why their wife has no sexual desire left (except for some celebrity), I'd rather be screwing a 24 year old when I get to 35.

The alternative is having sex once a month and thinking you are getting lucky.

 

[The_Ogre]

mmmm ok so that is not a fantasy of yours then. mmmmm how about you dress as a greasy mechanic in coveralls and I bring my car in for a oil change, you try rip me off with a inflated price (for believability sakes), I strip my moer ... you rip my clothes off and shag me over the wheel balancing machine thing.

You can then also use the oil for...err...something else. Careful though, you might end up with a freeflow exhaust once Nick's done :twisted:

Jesus. One post from a year ago. I don't preach alphaness, I just am alpha.

 

[TehStranger]

This thread is useless without pics of said 24 year old.

Also weak trollsauce is weak.

 

[Rickster]

how ugly is she ?

must be an ugly bat.

that hit a wall

Shots fired!

 

[Ockie]

You can then also use the oil for...err...something else. Careful though, you might end up with a freeflow exhaust once Nick's done :twisted:

Dont joke....I have a porno like that. Would give you the name of the film and production house .... but scared if you google it you will never be the same again.

 

[Drifter]

Did you tweet this?

 

[Averageguy]

Shots fired!

Lol! she is actually very good looking, intelligent and in shape.

 

[RazedInBlack]

Lol! she is actually very good looking, intelligent and in shape.

Pics or GTFO!

 

[D3nz]

Lol! she is actually very good looking, intelligent and in shape.

And you're just an averageguy... so you going to tell us what she sees in you?

 

[Pitbull]

Considering how most 35 year olds will be wondering why their wife has no sexual desire left (except for some celebrity), I'd rather be screwing a 24 year old when I get to 35.

The alternative is having sex once a month and thinking you are getting lucky.

If that's the case, make sure you have one for each week or maybe 2 per week. 1 shag per month? I'd never!!!

 

[faniebraai]

Lol! she is actually very good looking, intelligent and in shape.

if this is true, is she maybe mentally challenged?

 

[Ancalagon]

And you're just an averageguy... so you going to tell us what she sees in you?

He is overweight, poor and balding but she loves him for his personality. She likes him for who he is.

You know, I guess two souls made a deep and lasting connection - who are we to question real love?

 

[Ecco]

Pics or GTFO!

Agree!

 

[RazedInBlack]

He is overweight, poor and balding but she loves him for his personality. She likes him for who he is.

You know, I guess two souls made a deep and lasting connection - who are we to question real love?

We're not questioning real love. We just want pics from Mr Personality!

 

[ice_cubes]

oh man!