So, One Year Later

I bet he's a really really good cook because that drives women crazy and makes up for other shortcomings like balding, lack of height, oldness and inadequate endowment.
 
cerebus said:
I bet he's a really really good cook because that drives women crazy and makes up for other shortcomings like balding, lack of height, oldness and inadequate endowment.
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What about a guy that can cook and iron. That must make them want to have his babies right there and then surely? :p
 
cerebus said:
I bet he's a really really good cook because that drives women crazy and makes up for other shortcomings like balding, lack of height, oldness and inadequate endowment.
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He is sensitive and has a great sense of humour.
 
cerebus said:
And just great with kids. That's a panty dropper right there.
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On the floor, boom!

Plus he is kind and caring. He volunteers at an animal shelter. He is always willing to put her first and even apologizes for arguments in which he was actually right. He never forgets any anniversaries.
 
I am somewhat above the norm in most areas mentioned ;) My cooking, not so much.

Plus I'm an arrogant SOB, girls like it. They're lying if they say they don't.
 
Ancalagon said:
On the floor, boom!

Plus he is kind and caring. He volunteers at an animal shelter. He is always willing to put her first and even apologizes for arguments in which he was actually right. He never forgets any anniversaries.
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Yoh I can tell you're a proper alpha. You must have them begging for it by working extra hard to ensure a satisfying mutual climax every time right.
 
Ancalagon said:
On the floor, boom!

Plus he is kind and caring. He volunteers at an animal shelter. He is always willing to put her first and even apologizes for arguments in which he was actually right. He never forgets any anniversaries.
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He drives an R8.

When girls see that car they be like: "Here are my panties, just have them now!"
 
Ancalagon said:
On the floor, boom!

Plus he is kind and caring. He volunteers at an animal shelter. He is always willing to put her first and even apologizes for arguments in which he was actually right. He never forgets any anniversaries.
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Has no issue watching Twilight 1 to n and willingly offers to role-play 50 shades.
 
cerebus said:
Yoh I can tell you're a proper alpha. You must have them begging for it by working extra hard to ensure a satisfying mutual climax every time right.
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ahahahhahaha alpha. fk that always makes me laugh out loud.

wheres randomhero, that will cause a huge rukus in here. 2 ALPHAS 1 THREAD.
 
cerebus said:
Yoh I can tell you're a proper alpha. You must have them begging for it by working extra hard to ensure a satisfying mutual climax every time right.
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Well I'm really begging her to leave her unemployed, alcoholic, tattoo'ed convict biker boyfriend, but when she does, man I'm gonna make her so happy!
 
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