So, One Year Later

[cerebus]

Well I'm really begging her to leave her unemployed, alcoholic, tattoo'ed convict biker boyfriend, but when she does, man I'm gonna make her so happy!

You pickup artist.

 

[RazedInBlack]

Lol, what is wrong with 50 Shades?

See Ockie's post #114

 

[Pitbull]

I was 18 at the time... but they are so full of energy

I also used to date a feisty 14yo when I was 17

 

[The_Ogre]

I also used to date a feisty 14yo when I was 17

I had a 16 year old when I was about 20.

At least I didn't do anything illegal, unlike you you robbies!

 

[RazedInBlack]

I had a 16 year old when I was about 20.

At least I didn't do anything illegal, unlike you you robbies!

20 and you're dry-humping? I call bullschit!

 

[The_Ogre]

20 and you're dry-humping? I call bullschit!

I meant I didn't bang someone under the age of consent

 

[heartbroken]

This thread is so full of alphas, banging chick all over the place and posting about it online.

 

[Pitbull]

This thread is so full of alphas, banging chick all over the place and posting about it online.

I'm no Alpha. I just like getting my pecker wet at any given opportunity

 

[Ancalagon]

This thread is so full of alphas, banging chick all over the place and posting about it online.

Don't you know? Everyone on the internet is an alpha!

 

[Ockie]

I'm no[/B] Alpha. I just like getting my pecker wet at any given opportunity

Ja....I think mrs ant would be your alpha .... bend you over and give it to you good and propper!

Wait....is this the porn makes you better in bed thread?

Wooops .... wrong one.

 

[TehStranger]

Don't you know? Everyone on the internet is an alpha!

All guys on the internet are:

Alpha as phuck
Have a thick, solid, tight physique
Well hung (in fact if you have sub 10-inch you might as well just kill yourself)
Are part of the 6ft+ Master race
Bang sloots at any given opportunity

 

[heartbroken]

I'm no Alpha. I just like getting my pecker wet at any given opportunity

Everybody enjoys a nice pecker wetting.

Don't you know? Everyone on the internet is an alpha!

I am so alpha, I am banging two 20 year olds while posting this.

 

[Ockie]

All guys on the internet are:

Alpha as phuck
Have a thick, solid, tight physique
Well hung (in fact if you have sub 10-inch you might as well just kill yourself)
Are part of the 6ft+ Master race
Bang sloots at any given opportunity

rofl

 

[Pitbull]

Ja....I think mrs ant would be your alpha .... bend you over and give it to you good and propper!

Wait....is this the porn makes you better in bed thread?

Wooops .... wrong one.

If this is/was true I would be a God in bed

 

[Pitbull]

All guys on the internet are:

Alpha as phuck
Have a thick, solid, tight physique
Well hung (in fact if you have sub 10-inch you might as well just kill yourself)
Are part of the 6ft+ Master race
Bang sloots at any given opportunity

/wrists

 

[I.am.Sam]

This thread is so full of alphas, banging chick all over the place and posting about it online.

who said that

 

[EMAM]

Ja....I think mrs ant would be your alpha .... bend you over and give it to you good and propper!

Wait....is this the porn makes you better in bed thread?

Wooops .... wrong one.

WTF am I doing in this thread??????

 

[Ockie]

WTF am I doing in this thread??????

where pitbull goes, you go, and where you go, pitbull goes.

 

[EMAM]

where pitbull goes, you go, and where you go, pitbull goes.

Nope, not quite........
He was too p#ssy to let me know when he was in Cape Town!!!!

 

[heartbroken]

who said that

I did, just now.