So, One Year Later

[EMAM]

All being said, I hope 18cm is good for mrs ant man . Else I'll have to get a pump or something

Gee...that's gonna be a challenge - it's a long time since I've had 18cm - way before ant_man time! I'm getting soooooo excited

 

[WaxLyrical]

I'm so f..ing mature and reliable it sickens me sometimes actually. Who cares if its on a forum? Better than going on about ISIS or r Christian/Atheist/Muslim hating or moaning about Government, or any of the other ridiculously annoying things that people write here.

At least this is MY life, and is REAL. As opposed to the regurgitation of other peoples existences that most online voyeurs tend to indulge in.

Keep fapping dude.

 

[EMAM]

I'll start practising now!!!

 

[Akasha]

Did this turn into a hook-up thread?

 

[saor]

Did this turn into a hook-up thread?

Erm I dunno but hey...
cpt male seeks xoxoxoxoxo 2nite.

 

[Random Hero]

There is only one true Alpha in these forums... and it's me baby.

 

[heartbroken]

There is only one true Alpha in these forums... and it's me baby.

Did you get with any new sloots recently? I can't remember you posting about it.

 

[Bar0n]

There is only one true Alpha in these forums... and it's me baby.

Then the acid trip ended.

 

[Grant]

The hotel beds are pretty firm just FYI mrs ant man

/recommends beds at either the mount nelson or the radisson - firm without being hard, but with a hint of bounce
there are no equals in the city

 

[Grant]

There is only one true Alpha in these forums... and it's me baby.

/points and giggles

 

[Grant]

All being said, I hope 18cm is good for mrs ant man . Else I'll have to get a pump or something

/inspects pitbull's tape measure

/sends alert to mrs ant:
**** check it out girlfriend, he cut of the 1st bit of the tape measure, it starts at 4cm, not 0 ****

 

[Zewp]

On that note, where is the OP, did he run off to go and bang his 24-forever-year old?

Probably went home to cry a little. Your life must be immensely sad if you have to resort to anonymous bragging to strangers on the internet, unlike most normal people who would go brag to their friends.

 

[Pitbull]

/inspects pitbull's tape measure

/sends alert to mrs ant:
**** check it out girlfriend, he cut of the 1st bit of the tape measure, it starts at 4cm, not 0 ****

Never measured. I can hold it in two hands and the head sticks out. I can hold a monster can with 2 hands also so add a bit for the head. So I measured a Monster can and added a bit I'll try and measure it sometime... I have seen some slongs and seriously think mine is just a pecker. No jokes. I'll admin, I'm a grower not a shower

 

[EMAM]

/recommends beds at either the mount nelson or the radisson - firm without being hard, but with a hint of bounce
there are no equals in the city

I have spent many a night at both the above hotels but my own bed is still the best

 

[EMAM]

Never measured. I can hold it in two hands and the head sticks out. I can hold a monster can with 2 hands also so add a bit for the head. So I measured a Monster can and added a bit I'll try and measure it sometime... I have seen some slongs and seriously think mine is just a pecker. No jokes. I'll admin, I'm a grower not a shower

You know the rules........
Pics or GTFO!

 

[EMAM]

/inspects pitbull's tape measure

/sends alert to mrs ant:
**** check it out girlfriend, he cut of the 1st bit of the tape measure, it starts at 4cm, not 0 ****

I'll have to test it out at the rodeo and get back to you

 

[Pho3nix]

You know the rules........
Pics or GTFO!

First time I've seen a woman quite the rules