So where will you be in 2036?

[ernstn]

Safely in heaven!

 

[krycor]

well our gov will question the existance of the astroid..

 

[Rex Regis]

Perhaps Thabos 90 million wall can defect it into space

 

[BobbyMac]

well our gov will question the existance of the astroid..

Yeah This massive fireball will be lighting up the SA 11 pm night sky as if it's noon and there will be T-bone, smoking his pipe and saying: "It's a perception".

 

[RompelStompel]

I'll be in my nuclear bunker

 

[Syndyre]

lol from what I read the law is changing and they are busy taking apart all their shelters doubt there would be any left in 2036

Guess I'll have to build my own one then, damn.

 

[bwana]

We're doomed. By then bruce willis will probably be dead.

No worries - we're safe - Steve Tyler will still be around to do the soundtrack

 

[Boodles]

I'll either be dead (hope not) or relaxing in OZ with monthly royalties to finance my porche and my retirement.

 

[Alan]

I'll either be dead (hope not) or relaxing in OZ with monthly royalties to finance my porche and my retirement.

I'll be your neighbour

 

[xtermin8or]

Washington Post - 11 April 2036

NEW YORK - As Apophis fast approaches Earth, a special meeting of the United Nation's Security Council was held at the United Nations Headquarters in New York.

The five minute meeting ended with a statement to the media calling on the world not to panic in the light of possible catastrophic events come the 13th

The statement read 'Chuck's on our side'

Apophis has been monitored since the early part of the millenium and in 2009 the The Association of Space Explorers, a group of former astronauts and cosmonauts, made a proposal to the UN to ready plans to intercept the asteroid.

Little heed was paid to the warning until today, when the Organisation unveiled their secret weapon - Chuck will save the day

 

[Rex Regis]

Washington Post - 11 April 2036

...- Chuck will save the day

Oh ok why not, I mean he will only be 96 then!

 

[chiskop]

I don't know, does Chuck age in human-years?

 

[xtermin8or]

Chuck does not age, the ages halt before Chuck

 

[Natas]

I'll be cruising around in my banana powered hover car, wearing the flyest cape and platform boots you've ever seen (those come abck in a big way in 2036) chllin wif my pleassure bots. Mackin on hoes from diffent planets...and hopefully by then I woulda fc*ked a green b1tch, just like captain Kirk....you gotta be one hrony motherfc*ka to **** a green b1tch...(as Eddy Murphy said, who is 2036 will be the United State's first cybernetically enhanced black president)

 

[BobbyMac]

I'll be cruising around in my banana powered hover car, wearing the flyest cape and platform boots you've ever seen (those come abck in a big way in 2036) chllin wif my pleassure bots. Mackin on hoes from diffent planets...and hopefully by then I woulda fc*ked a green b1tch, just like captain Kirk....you gotta be one hrony motherfc*ka to **** a green b1tch...(as Eddy Murphy said, who is 2036 will be the United State's first cybernetically enhanced black president)

Hopefully by then you've installed Firefox 2 - with built in spell-checker.

 

[Lord Anubis]

I plan on a Hugh Heffner Life style by at least 2026. Why not be ancient and have hot babes around all the time. Geez, retirement surely can't be sitting with some first (1990,s) ancient wifey in an old age home with a blanket over my knees in a wheelchair.... No way...Not unless I have a Hot babe under the blanket and first wifey's "put away" somewhere where she can't embarress me!!

ROFLMAO I'm such a b@stard tonight!!!! (Budget 2007 "anticlimax" party at the Office was cr@p and I was home with above mentioned wifey by 9.30pm!!!)

 

[sonxEr77]

We're doomed. By then bruce willis will probably be dead.

Reminds me of his movie 'AMAGEDON... had a lot to do along these lines

 

[DagegeN]

i'll be sitting next to Hitler planning the 3rd and final world take-over by the Germans