Some Gumtree sellers... can't even spell

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Am selling huwail p20Lite 64 gig Finger print ,batteryand cameras working100% perfect..it has some two hair lines cracks on the corner outside the manu and it doesn't affect anything..serioise buyers only feel free to contact me.
 
Not surprising.

I sent a parcel at Postnet recently, handed over a piece of paper with the details of who its from/going to, plus some other stuff I thought they might need.

The person at the counter did not know what the word "Dimensions" meant. They thought that's the name of the item that's in the bubble wrap. How can you work at Postnet and not know the word "Dimensions" ? The mind boggles.
 
Welcome back. I was worried the communists dealt with you decisively. Glad to see you're well.
 
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Am selling huwail p20Lite 64 gig Finger print ,batteryand cameras working100% perfect..it has some two hair lines cracks on the corner outside the manu and it doesn't affect anything..serioise buyers only feel free to contact me.

This should be in off topic. That said, I've read that scams often use poor spelling and grammar to filter out smarter people. The idea is that people who look past the mistakes are more likely to fall for the scam.
 
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This should be in off topic. That said, I've read that scams often use poor spelling and grammar to filter put smarter people. The idea is that people who look past the mistakes are more likely to fall for the scam.

I guess it worked...
 
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Am selling huwail p20Lite 64 gig Finger print ,batteryand cameras working100% perfect..it has some two hair lines cracks on the corner outside the manu and it doesn't affect anything..serioise buyers only feel free to contact me.
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I'm a Doctor. Some refer to me as NDZ.
I am respected. See my avator.

I'm selling my pone to try cuver my mountining legal costs.
 
Not surprising.

I sent a parcel at Postnet recently, handed over a piece of paper with the details of who its from/going to, plus some other stuff I thought they might need.

The person at the counter did not know what the word "Dimensions" meant. They thought that's the name of the item that's in the bubble wrap. How can you work at Postnet and not know the word "Dimensions" ? The mind boggles.
Let me guess, it was the lady at the Umhlanga Ridge branch? I just came from there now and had a similar experience; I asked what are the maximum dimensions to qualify for the R99 special and she didn't understand. I had to re-phrase two or three times! :notworthy:
 
Many years ago when I went to buy stamps at the Post Office, I asked for 10 x 35c (or whatever the rate was) and handed over R3,50

The lady got out her calculator, saying she must double-check it, and then proceeded to give me back the 50c since I had "over-paid"

I cannot recall if I left, or told her to keep the change
 
I could blame it on SwiftKey, but instead I'll just say "doh!"
Making one or two errors as the cause of the keyboard, I could understand.
My phone however is so small in terms of having a grown man like me typing on it.
Without SwiftKey I would have smashed this crap phone ages ago.
I promised it though. When I get a new phone someday this phone is destined for a super saiyan smash against a wall.
 
Many years ago when I went to buy stamps at the Post Office, I asked for 10 x 35c (or whatever the rate was) and handed over R3,50

The lady got out her calculator, saying she must double-check it, and then proceeded to give me back the 50c since I had "over-paid"

I cannot recall if I left, or told her to keep the change
Maybe they had a special...buy 10 for the price of 9.
 
This should be in off topic. That said, I've read that scams often use poor spelling and grammar to filter out smarter people. The idea is that people who look past the mistakes are more likely to fall for the scam.

Really? I would have thought it would have worked the other way - ooh, look at this silly sod. Let's take him to the cleaners.
 
It's crazy Thursday. Booze shopping for the weekend.
That's why I started this stupid thread lol.

But... that Gumtree ad had me laughing.

Mods please delete this thread.
Enkosi gakulu :)
 
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