Someone stole my lunch

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bromster

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I am big into veggies at the moment. So, I was at Food Lovers' Market yesterday and saw some great looking Cauliflower, Broccoli and Carrots in a cheesy sauce, so I bought them for my lunch at work today. I added 2 pieces of last night's braaied chicken and took the Polystyrene Container to work this morning.

Someone at work went into the fridge. Removed my prickly pear and plum from on top of the container, stole it and is probably eating it for dinner as I type.

Does this happen to people? Because...

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Grow a pair and ask the office who stole your lunch.

Next time lace it with laxatives, that will keep their fat fingers off.
 
It's big. And I was at our adjacent building for most of the day, so I don't even know who was at work. I only returned to the main building after the shift changeover at 1pm. We have teams of cleaners, contractors, colleagues etc. so it will be futile to try and figure out who it was. All I could do was angrily voice my distaste of the situation to the afternoon shift whilst eating a prickly pear.

I could really go for some Cauliflower right about now.
 
For your lunch tomorrow - Make it delicious and accessible. Before you leave for work take a photograph of yourself ejaculating into the food. After it is stolen, place this picture on the door of the fridge (the next day, I mean, to make sure they've then known you biblically).
 
Pretend to put laxative in it, or some weird drugs.... then once its stolen then put a notice up and watch that person sweat!!!
 
Foolish boy. Put it in a big tupperware and label it "hummus". It will be safe. I used to do that when I was a student living in a commune. The guys were the biggest thieves. It works
 
Had this as well.
Became so bad that eventually 4 of us clubbed together and bought a bar fridge, which we fitted with a lock and kept next to my desk.

This in an office of 15 people, all grown ups. People.

One of the guys kept on buying a liter of milk, chugging about half and "filling it up". I am not going to elaborate.
This he would then keep in the office fridge.
He got transferred to another office about two years later, at which point he let everyone know at his farewell braai.

Was quite obvious who had enjoyed "fortified" milk.......
 
bokdrol said:
Foolish boy. Put it in a big tupperware and label it "hummus". It will be safe. I used to do that when I was a student living in a commune. The guys were the biggest thieves. It works
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I love hummus.... I'd steal that first.

Food theft at my work is rife... and its awkward because there are so few people here... but lots of "visitors"

Some one Finnish my tea then just left the box... same happens with milk, sugar and coffee. I keep the sugar and coffee in by office now. Milk goes off anyway so I share with some other people and it seems to last now.
 
I used to work in an office block as a clerk a long while back and people used to steal my lunch from the fridge quite often. I eventually got fed-up with them and laced my beans 'n roti with some midazolam and a powerful laxative. 3 guys ended up ****ting themselves while half-sleep on the office floor. Ahhh those were the good 'ole days...
 
bokdrol said:
Foolish boy. Put it in a big tupperware and label it "hummus". It will be safe. I used to do that when I was a student living in a commune. The guys were the biggest thieves. It works
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fancy, but there are people that actually like hummus ;p
 
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