Soooo.. how is No Nut November going?

[Swa]

Dry weekend, but then yesterday my partner was walking around braless and in tiny shorts in this heat. Game over man, game over.

Well don't expect anything less from a horse.

You need to nut 3 times a week to keep your prostate healthy, this no nut November is dangerous for your health

People laugh at this but research has shown that masturbation decreases cancer risk.

 

[PaulGherkin]

Off to a bad start I'm afraid. I got a subtle hint that @purple face might be interested then alas I had to rub one out

 

[Heisenborg]

Now nut November, amirite?

 

[Tongs of Destiny]

May sound like hogwash... but our ancient Ayurvedic books says that semen is 'ojas' or the "vital force" of a man.

It takes 50 drops of blood to make 1 drop of semen according to the Samhita.

Preserving semen gradually raises testosterone and keep you healthy and full of energy. Excess semen also gets re-absorbed into the brain and activates finer tissues responsible for higher thinking.

Don't take my word for it though. It did work for me.

there is no way in biological hell that semen gets absorbed into a brain...

maybe some men are dick heads but... wait never mind

 

[longboy]

there is no way in biological hell that semen gets absorbed into a brain...

maybe some men are dick heads but... wait never mind

Semen unused for months -> goes back into blood gradually -> blood travels to brain.

 

[Swa]

Semen unused for months -> goes back into blood gradually -> blood travels to brain.

So do farts, doesn't make it healthy. Look, it's possible an overproduction of semen can lead to a shortage of the nutrients needed to create it but it would take an exceptional amount of wanking to reach that point. There is also the opposite response where abstaining leads to a gradual diminished sexual response with lower testosterone levels.

 

[saor]

So do farts, doesn't make it healthy. Look, it's possible an overproduction of semen can lead to a shortage of the nutrients needed to create it but it would take an exceptional amount of wanking to reach that point. There is also the opposite response where abstaining leads to a gradual diminished sexual response with lower testosterone levels.

Spoken like someone who's never had a synaptic junction bridged by a sperm.

 

[UB40]

Semen unused for months -> goes back into blood gradually -> blood travels to brain.

So you're saying some people have semen infected brains?

 

[FiestaST]

 

[kolaval]

Uhhh I had horrible flu last week so I'm still legal.

 

[SauRoNZA]

Nee wat I've got a whole box of cashews sitting here on my desk.

 

[Swa]

Uhhh I had horrible flu last week so I'm still legal.

The question is what happened before that.

 

[Gone Fishing]

Well don't expect anything less from a horse.


People laugh at this but research has shown that masturbation decreases cancer risk.

Then I am immune to cancer.

 

[R13...]

S'up, fellas.

 

[FiestaST]

Wild Le Bump is Wild, NGL

 

[Heisenborg]

S'up, fellas.

Bugger off

 

[Bliksis]

Nope.

 

[satanboy]

 

[R13...]

Bugger off

Already failed into the 'ol sock?

 

[Düber]

Is this still a thing?