Soup problems

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Soup is the ****ing most diffilcult thing to make.

I always get the consistencies wrong..

Either too much substance or too much fluids. Actually most often too much stuff so it ends up as a stew.

:(
 
Too fluid? Add a flour paste.
Too thick? Decant some and top up with water, remember to add some salt, etc.

/as you can see, it happens to me as well!
 
I've just gotten through the worst soup making experience of me life.

I've got meself a thunderstick blender and have nuked the concoction to kingdom-come but a chicken stew it has merained.

Maybe tomorrow when I'm sober would I b4e able to salvage whaytever is is this big tupperwre tub of mynue..
 
Hope you don't have homework to mark :D

Actually I haf to overhaul the school's network tomorrow and the day after that ... :(

New installations (new software) on all the computers wiff a new domain wiff new mandatory profiles (I swear if one kid tries to change the ****ing wallpaper or screensaver again from my default setting I'm going to kick ... ... :mad:
Seems like I'm going to be the only schmuck who only takes half his alotted leave. :(
 
Why don't you just lock Windows down so they cannot change any settings. Push all new software/updates via a central pc/server. Use drive imaging to clone the initial setups.
 
Traditional groente sop method:

Okay, calm down.

Soup lesson: Traditional Vegetable soup with meat (boere resep)

- One/two onion, chopped finely. Into pot and braised till brown.
- Add your choice of meat (chicken or beef / or soup bones)
- Brown the meat or bones
- Add some salt and pepper after browning
- Now add enough water that it is covered by at least an inch of water
- Add veggies ( I grate my potatoe & carrots with a cheese grater)
- Add some more salt/pepper to taste.
- Add enough water that all of this is covered by 2 inch of water
(If big pot then two/three inches of water)

The idea is: 1/3 contents and 2/3 water.

Boil the soup for half and hour, then turn down to simmer.
(2 hours on simmer, check taste for salt, add more salt and a little water if needed)
This makes a medium consistency soup, eg: is watery when unstirred and as soon as you stirr it, it is thicker.

Big pot soup: Following above steps
(chicken fillet chopped into rough cubes or tenderised steak cut into strips or bones)
(two large onions chopped and browned, three large potatoes - grated, 5/6 large carrots -grated)
covered with 3 inches of water, salt and pepper to taste)
(Some bacon cut into pieces can be added after soup has simmered for an hour and has another hour to go - use back bacon and cut into fine pieces - you do not want big pieces of pork fat drifting in your soup)

Serve with:
Worcester sauce and salt and pepper on table.
Fresh bread cut into cubes or strips.
(spread with butter/margarine before cutting - if you want)
Finely grated gruyere cheese in little dish optional. (or mature cheddar (in black cheese wrapper)

This recipe is guaranteed excellent soup.
Never use frozen veggies
Always grate the veggies
Add enough water
 
- Now add enough water that it is covered by at least an inch of water

- Add enough water that all of this is covered by 2 inch of water
(If big pot then two/three inches of water)

(two large onions chopped and browned, three large potatoes - grated, 5/6 large carrots -grated)
covered with 3 inches of water, salt and pepper to taste)

Are you a pom or a yank? I really get the schits when I see local people using imperial units. What's wrong with 25mm, 50mm, 75mm as it's close enough?

Anyway, good recipe though. Use more or less the same one.
 
Okay, calm down.

Soup lesson: Traditional Vegetable soup with meat (boere resep)

- One/two onion, chopped finely. Into pot and braised till brown.
- Add your choice of meat (chicken or beef / or soup bones)
- Brown the meat or bones
- Add some salt and pepper after browning
- Now add enough water that it is covered by at least an inch of water
- Add veggies ( I grate my potatoe & carrots with a cheese grater)
- Add some more salt/pepper to taste.
- Add enough water that all of this is covered by 2 inch of water
(If big pot then two/three inches of water)

The idea is: 1/3 contents and 2/3 water.

Boil the soup for half and hour, then turn down to simmer.
(2 hours on simmer, check taste for salt, add more salt and a little water if needed)
This makes a medium consistency soup, eg: is watery when unstirred and as soon as you stirr it, it is thicker.

Big pot soup: Following above steps
(chicken fillet chopped into rough cubes or tenderised steak cut into strips or bones)
(two large onions chopped and browned, three large potatoes - grated, 5/6 large carrots -grated)
covered with 3 inches of water, salt and pepper to taste)
(Some bacon cut into pieces can be added after soup has simmered for an hour and has another hour to go - use back bacon and cut into fine pieces - you do not want big pieces of pork fat drifting in your soup)

Serve with:
Worcester sauce and salt and pepper on table.
Fresh bread cut into cubes or strips.
(spread with butter/margarine before cutting - if you want)
Finely grated gruyere cheese in little dish optional. (or mature cheddar (in black cheese wrapper)

This recipe is guaranteed excellent soup.
Never use frozen veggies
Always grate the veggies
Add enough water

Yum. And I am so flippen hungry.

You don't have a easy recipe for Green pea & ham soup? That can be divine!
 
Ponder the inch was for easy graphical reference, I'm a metric person, it's just easier to visualise inches of water ;)
 
Making awesome soup is not a one night affair.

You need to boil very slowly (8-10 hours if using meat) then leave to marinade then serve a day later.

...long slow cooking is key to getting everything to soften up and be delicious.
 
Nope, that stuff is horrible. Ever noticed the oilyish residue in your mouth afterwards, weird to explain.

And the indigestible starchy residue at the bottom of the mug afterwards...
 
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