Speed dating thread

[copacetic]

hmm..i'm not to inclined toward pets. thanks for the response anyhow.

You don't like pets? What sort of heartless odd-ball are you?

 

[Bobbin]

And J Lo I do imagine your profile visits will probably skyrocket soon

 

[GreyBush]

 

[copacetic]

Kekekekekekeke.

My first thought when I saw this thread.

 

[Picard]

I am unhappily attached, hence..

My three questions:
1.Age
2.What do you value in a relationship
3.What makes you cry and laugh

1. My age
2. Sincerity
3. Cry: Disappointment
Laugh: knowing what strikes a positive nerve.

 

[MickeyD]

1. Age is not important
2. Honesty
3. Certain sexual positions

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

@Jennifer: How's about you answer your own questions?

AGE: 21 and a "FEW" months.

RELATIONSHIP:
"Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow."

CRY/LAUGH: Can't remember. Haven't done either in years.

Hence my thread

 

[Pooky]

Age: 20
Relationship: If someone is not sexy in my eyes, I wouldn't have a relationship with them (this is probably why I have never had one)
Cry/Laugh: Meh

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Age: 20
Relationship: If someone is not sexy in my eyes, I wouldn't have a relationship with them (this is probably why I have never had one)
Cry/Laugh: Meh

Sexy as in ripped body or sexy as in different/weird/alternative

 

[Pooky]

Sexy as in ripped body or sexy as in different/weird/alternative

If a girl had a ripped body then that would be a major turn off. I don't know. I think it's because South African girls don't really do it for me. I don't like tanned skin, prefer pale.

I this this is sexy: (as an example)

But it is just an example, that's not to say it's the only look I would go for, but I have a problem in that I have to like how they look before I will be remotely interested.

 

[MartyMarts]

AGE: 21 and a "FEW" months.

RELATIONSHIP:
"Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow."

CRY/LAUGH: Can't remember. Haven't done either in years.

Hence my thread

Damn... too young for me.

 

[killadoob]

Clone dating can only end poorly

 

[Eyenstyn]

Firstly this is speed reading because if you posted a pic it would be yay or nay and not blablabla.

 

[CrazYmonkeY159]

Jennifer Lopez

Your gig is up

Youre not 21 and a few months

You are far older than that

we have an imposter people

 

[Helghast]

Age: 30
Value in relationship: BJ and sammiches!
Cry: Not getting a BJ or sammich
Laugh: Girl saying she doesn't have to give me a BJ or a sammich, it's her right.

 

[Rosaudio]

Age: Over 9000
Value: Fellatio, 69, Cunnilingus, The Family Dog, Fellatio, Butterfly, Cowgirl, Scuba Gear, Exotic, The Julius, Face to Face, Rear Entry, Handcuffs and Bukkake
Cry: That's one of my fetishes.
Laugh: When we have to clean up

 

[_Hecate_]

Age: 30
Value in relationship: BJ and sammiches!
Cry: Not getting a BJ or sammich
Laugh: Girl saying she doesn't have to give me a BJ or a sammich, it's her right.

You are 30???? Liezzz I thought you be 20 or there abouts.

 

[Hamster]

Age: ..is but a number
Value: ..of her dad's bank account/assets
Cry: ..real men don't cry

 

[Azbubu]

I am unhappily attached, hence..

My three questions:
1.Age
2.What do you value in a relationship
3.What makes you cry and laugh

Did you dump the guy you were seeing this morning and looking for your "attractive billionaire" here?
Yeah I read the other thread.

 

[zll]

1.Age - Old enough to have gray hairs, young enough to know my junk still works.
2.What do you value in a relationship - Fun.
3.What makes you cry and laugh - Pain for both answers.