Spider bites! (Warning! not graphic!).

I watched a spider crawl in from my window those big ugly motherfuggers, on my blinds then dropped to the floor and crawled under my bed. My wife and baby were sleeping. I freaked and the wife woke up. I jumped off the bed and ran to call the nanny to get rid of it. She rushed over with a broom and started looking for it she found it right next to the dogs bed, who were sleeping peacefully at the time. She managed to pin down the spider with the broom and she swept him out the house.

I was petrified and having a meltdown :D
 
Magnum said:
Found a SAC spider crawling on my Stomach. Sent him into orbit at the speed of sound. Was a R5 coin size. What the hell is going on in the world....
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Years ago whilst holding my newborn daughter, I felt something crawl up my leg. Looked down and saw that it was a spider (not sure but confirmed later that it was SAC spider) called my wife and handed our daughter to her and use something to the let the spider walk on (a stick or something), took it outside and took a few photos of it, at which point I confirmed it was a SAC spider.
 
I've made peace with spiders, scorpions and snakes over the last two years having moved from the city into a more remote forest environment. Didn't actually take as long to get comfortable as I thought it would.

While lying on the couch typing now there's a massive wall spider on the roof above my head, probably the size of my palm.

I leave them be and they sort out the insects for me so win-win.

I've cought a handful of cape burrower scorpions who seem to enjoy hanging out in the courtyard. Those f***** really get aggressive when you corner them.

Craziest thing that's happened was finding a puff adder in the kitchen. Had to call the fire department for that one. I pissed him off trying to catch him and my stick thing was only as long as he was. Wasn't going to chance it
 
Harmonic said:
I've made peace with spiders, scorpions and snakes over the last two years having moved from the city into a more remote forest environment. Didn't actually take as long to get comfortable as I thought it would.

While lying on the couch typing now there's a massive wall spider on the roof above my head, probably the size of my palm.

I leave them be and they sort out the insects for me so win-win.

I've cought a handful of cape burrower scorpions who seem to enjoy hanging out in the courtyard. Those f***** really get aggressive when you corner them.

Craziest thing that's happened was finding a puff adder in the kitchen. Had to call the fire department for that one. I pissed him off trying to catch him and my stick thing was only as long as he was. Wasn't going to chance it
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after this its difficult to make peace with certain critters .look at your own peril ....
 

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Harmonic said:
Holy sh**. What caused that?
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we will never know but we pointing at a spider .2 months now of hell .this was last week .excuse my wifes arm .
 

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he just looks ridiculous .bandaged from tottie to neck and a huge cone on his neck with a custom made power puff girls tshirt over it all.hes lost around 5 kg so far
 

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Still don’t like em.

They might be less deadly than snakes or other venomous creatures but they’re abominations. They barely have a brain as well which makes spiders and tarantula’s dumb af. So how are they so scared if they don’t know what happened 10 seconds ago?
 
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