Survive Stabbings At World Cup

[BBSA]

Violent crimes around here don't usually involve knives. The choice of weapon usually comes in this order:
1) Handgun
2) Half-brick
3) Stick/Pipe/Knob-kierie
4) Panga
5) Burning Tire
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214) Knife

So, that jacket is useless, what you need is this:
http://www.spartanburgso.org/Images/Bomb Squad 002.jpg

I think you have a winner. Let me know if you need a partner.